...the team that just happens to have beaten archrival Utah. 🙂

I love Cougarboard, but some of y'all would be the WORST jurors in a criminal trial.

[Fade in... courtroom]

Prosecutor: Dr. Brown, where did you receive your education?

Witness: I received my Bachelor's and Master's Degrees at UCLA, and received my PhD, in criminology, from the University of Utah.

Juror: Uh, your honor. We've reached a verdict.

Judge: [in disbelief] What???

Juror: We have reached a verdict, your honor. Dr. Brown is guilty.

Judge: [confused] Um, sir, Dr. Brown is not on trial. He's a witness... for the prosecution!

Juror: Yeah. [Disregarding the judge.] Doesn't matter. He did it. He's guilty.

Judge: Uhhhhhhhhh... What is wrong with you? Why are-

Juror: [Interrupting the judge] He's a dang Ute! A dirty, filthy Ute! You wanna know who else was a Ute? Theodore Robert Cowell... also known as Ted Bun...

Judge: [Bangs gavel]

[Fade out]


I sincerely love you guys! Seriously! I think y'all are crazy sometimes... but if I was ever in trouble, and needed a gang of dudes to save my life... my first thought would be CougarBoard!