I want one maybe two championships per year between the following:
Seattle pro sports (except soccer)
Jazz
NCAA Championship in BYU sports (I will count BB sweet 16 or a top 10 FB team as championship-like)
Manchester United
USMNT
I would also accept strong signs that the USMNT is finally getting really good.
I can accept a lot of mediocrity if one of my teams can just win something every once in a while.