dinner my wife and daughters all left the kitchen/living room area and I plopped myself in front of the TV to watch the Jazz game.

After a while, I start hearing sizzling on the stove. I get up and realize that the burner under the pot of macaroni was turned back on. I know for a fact it was turned off, so I figured my wife must have come back and turned it on again heat up the macaroni without me noticing. I move the pot to the other side of the stove and turn off the burner.

I then ask her when she comes back into the room. She says she didn’t touch it. Weird. Fast forward 10 minutes. As I’m sitting there on the couch, I hear crackling again, I go look to see what in the crap is happening, and the burner on the other side of the stove, where I had move the pot of macaroni, had turned on....

My house is flippin’ haunted and I’m gonna die.