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Dec 11, 2019
6:42:12pm
PJMort All-American
You used up all the glue on purpose! Meatloaf, Smeatloaf, Double Beetloaf...
I hate Meatloaf!

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man!

Ovaltine. Ovaltine?! A crummy commercial?! Son of a ....!

He had yellow eyes! so help me God, yellow eyes!
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Originally posted on Dec 11, 2019 at 6:42:12pm
Message modified by PJMort on Dec 11, 2019 at 6:43:41pm
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