Hey! My Express slim fit pants and shirts still fit (but they are getting tighter 😂)

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Dec 12, 2019
1:43:04pm

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Hey! My Express slim fit pants and shirts still fit (but they are getting tighter 😂)

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Texas Hammer

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Last login: May 7, 2024
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Not sure if this is good or bad, but I’m up 12 lbs since my divorce was finalized in August.

Texas Hammer Amazon’s favorite customer

12/12/19 1:26pm

likely because you finally got rid of that parasite you've had to deal with

BYUFBDAD

12/12/19 1:28pm

All muscle I'm sure.

Thrill

12/12/19 1:29pm

Of course. Except I’ve yet to step one foot in the gym.

12/12/19 1:33pm

sure- layer upon layer of dormant, relaxed muscle

byujag

12/12/19 2:37pm

The youth medium department at Kohl's will be sad to see you go

BlueFrog

12/12/19 1:31pm

Hey! My Express slim fit pants and shirts still fit (but they are getting tighter 😂)

12/12/19 1:43pm

Congrats, man. Good job.

Slim

12/12/19 1:32pm

I have seen many of the guys I know who divorced started eating fast food and all gained weight.. Is that your issue?

Real G Man

12/12/19 1:32pm

Nope. I rarely eat fast food. Really haven’t even changed my eating habits.

12/12/19 1:34pm

Getting back out on the dating scene will help burn off all those calories.

Kauai

12/12/19 1:50pm

So, your saying your ex-wife is a good weight loss plan for us pot guts?

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

12/12/19 1:58pm

My ex is actually a pretty good person. She’s very easy on the eyes, to boot.

12/12/19 3:14pm

Weird, most guys lose around 160 ugly pounds with a divorce.

12/12/19 2:01pm

Less stress now.

mtnbiker

12/12/19 3:02pm

Did you lose during the split/divorce? I lost almost 30 during, but then gained

BlooGeek

12/12/19 3:42pm

I lost around 65 pounds. I was trying to lose weight, but had only planned on losing ~20. Ended up losing a lo more.

12/12/19 5:05pm

Wow..is this maybe just normalization to a healthy weight now that stress is gon

BlooGeek

12/13/19 12:29pm

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