Soupie seems happily married. Why not ask her?

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Dec 12, 2019
4:33:43pm

Philosoraptor All-American

Soupie seems happily married. Why not ask her?

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Philosoraptor

Previous username: BeefNoodleCoug
Bio page: Philosoraptor
Joined: Dec 3, 2011
Last login: Jul 20, 2020
Total posts: 20,236 (36 FO)

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Do you think anyone ever divorced their wife because she made soup too often?

Supercoug [censored]

12/12/19 4:14pm

I think there's a Seinfeld episode on this

Indy Coug

12/12/19 4:15pm

Oh no!! Thumbs down by “terribleopinionsguy.”

Supercoug

12/12/19 4:16pm

Be glad. I don't just hand those out like candy.

TerribleOpinionsGuy

12/12/19 4:17pm

RE: Oh no!! Thumbs down by “terribleopinionsguy.”

StarMan

12/12/19 4:30pm

Oh no! we care enough to look.

Belboz

12/12/19 4:31pm

Yes. Quite common. It is considered uncontestable. Automatic "win" for the

BYUtka

12/12/19 4:16pm

You could always cook dinner instead.

Costanza

12/12/19 4:16pm

Lol. Sure.

Supercoug

12/12/19 4:17pm

HCBW's LOVE when you ignore the dinner they made and make something else instead

BYUtka

12/12/19 4:17pm

Honey how about... "No, I'm sorry, I'm making soup!"

PJMort

12/12/19 4:19pm

Man, I could really go for some Zuppa Toscana soup right now.

scootsy

12/12/19 4:19pm

Tom Kha Gai- nectar of life.

PJMort

12/12/19 4:21pm

*edits user notes* "soupercoug"

Champ Kind

12/12/19 4:19pm

What kind of soup are we talking about here?

Eddie

12/12/19 4:25pm

That cracks me up, cuz I’ve had the “soup is not a meal, it’s a side dish”

4mack

12/12/19 4:26pm

If it contains meat and she makes enough to eat 2-3 bowls....MEAL.

fulano

12/12/19 4:30pm

Contains is way too vague...if it’s comparable to Molcajete at Maria Bonita’s

4mack

12/12/19 4:37pm

Sad, I always thought you and soupie made a really cute couple.

garyfan

12/12/19 4:27pm

I hate a "dinner" without protein. I don't want spaghetti without sausage for

12/12/19 4:32pm

Soupie seems happily married. Why not ask her?

12/12/19 4:33pm

Clearly not me:

Mister P

12/12/19 4:38pm

Actually, this has probably occurred

TNT

12/12/19 4:39pm

RE: Do you think anyone ever divorced their wife because she made soup too

Zaphod

12/12/19 4:40pm

When we got married all my wife could cook was bear creek brocolli and cheese

MormonThug

12/12/19 5:03pm

I love soup, my wife not so much. We don't have it enough

Murray

12/12/19 5:04pm

you love soup more than your wife? que lastima

yahtzee

12/12/19 5:23pm

Is it a cream-based soup?

lilpenny

12/12/19 6:02pm

BM Soupie

Discrete Metric

12/12/19 6:15pm

Big hack

Discrete Metric

12/12/19 6:15pm

Like, she opens a can of Campbell's and says, "dinner's ready!!"

Thrill

12/12/19 6:19pm

No, she's otherwise a good cook, so these are real soups, although I'm not sure how much credit to give her when the

Supercoug

12/12/19 6:31pm

Is she hot?

Thrill

12/12/19 6:39pm

hot enough that I had to put a tracking app on her iphone for when she goes to the gym.

Supercoug

12/12/19 6:40pm

RE: Do you think anyone ever divorced their wife because she made soup too

chilango

12/12/19 6:23pm

For the soup connoisseurs among us (can't believe grown men eat soup, but whatever), she has recently made

Supercoug

12/12/19 6:46pm

Name checks out.

ditch

12/12/19 10:43pm

you ungrateful cuss

Jimmy Rocket

12/13/19 1:32pm

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