Guard the best player on the other team. I wrestled in HS so I had no clue what a foul was. Jump into me, throw up a halfhearted prayer and call a foul on me?? Next time I made sure it was a real mans foul and that ball never got above my short frame.

Set a pick on me? Better be able to hold it cause I didn’t slow down—went right through it.

After 20 minutes the other guy was so frustrated he couldn’t shoot straight. Rest of the crew just had to laugh—ignorance is awesome.

Btw. Absolutely love how calmly kaufusi just walked away.