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Jan 22, 2020
6:58:30pm

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Elizabeth Smart's kidnapper?

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TEXAS

Previous username: byuTX
New username: byuTX
Bio page: TEXAS
Joined: Jul 29, 2007
Last login: Mar 8, 2023
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POLL: Hypothetically, if your BIL named his child Ephraim Melchizedek Emmanuel, what would you call him?

jdub FORMER USER

1/22/20 6:52pm

Zed.

inside_info?

1/22/20 6:53pm

Unfortunate.

Zaphod

1/22/20 6:54pm

You aren't wrong.

jdub

1/22/20 6:55pm

Emmanuel, so I could sing to him at Christmas.

Florwood

1/22/20 6:54pm

Mormon

AD4

1/22/20 6:56pm

Epemem

Jimo Dashen

1/22/20 6:57pm

Beat up at recess

ArcticKat

1/22/20 6:58pm

That's what my daughters said. I mean what they WOULD have said if this were real.

jdub

1/22/20 7:03pm

Smart girls.

ArcticKat

1/22/20 7:24pm

Elizabeth Smart's kidnapper?

TEXAS

1/22/20 6:58pm

Ouch

TNT

1/22/20 7:23pm

Eazy E

Odysseus

1/22/20 6:59pm

This, I was going to just say “E” but this is a much better option.

akmewg

1/22/20 8:31pm

Have a chat with the parents about being responsible in all facets of life.

Ode to Hoy

1/22/20 7:00pm

EMEnem

MajorZeus

1/22/20 7:02pm

Deek

JohnnyComeLately

1/22/20 7:02pm

“Hey kid”

Coug Man in Florida

1/22/20 7:02pm

Bold, utilitarian. I like it.

jdub

1/22/20 7:04pm

Mel

67Regent

1/22/20 7:06pm

That's an option, but only relatively better. In the same way the flu w/o vomiting is better than with vomiting.

jdub

1/22/20 7:08pm

At least once you vomit you feel better...

CoachSpeak

1/22/20 7:13pm

Wow, did someone crap in your

67Regent

1/22/20 7:28pm

I had a good friend named Mel. But Mel is not a great name.

jdub

1/22/20 7:34pm

Screwed for life.

CoachSpeak

1/22/20 7:06pm

Steve is a horrible name

TCuz

1/22/20 7:08pm

I beg to differ, and I have video evidence backing up that opinion.

jdub

1/22/20 7:16pm

Eef

ballen

1/22/20 7:09pm

I’d call my BIL an idiot.

Blue Print

1/22/20 7:13pm

SIL. He would hypothetically be my wife's brother.

jdub

1/22/20 7:15pm

"Brother of..." (insert name of one of the other children)

a priori

1/22/20 7:14pm

Isaac.

jdub

1/22/20 7:14pm

There you go.

a priori

1/22/20 7:51pm

Slap the BIL and call the kid jr or something.

1/22/20 7:14pm

Indy?

Y-Zag

1/22/20 7:23pm

We named the dog Indiana

jdub

1/22/20 7:25pm

RE: Indy?

1/22/20 7:27pm

Weirdo

Agnostic-alumni

1/22/20 7:16pm

I had a student who came to me was just out of jail

BigYfan

1/22/20 7:19pm

Easy E

grosven

1/22/20 7:22pm

I have a client that calls her son that. Sounds like a rap star.

Y-Zag

1/22/20 7:24pm

I ran into Eazy-E on Rodeo Drive back in the late 80’s...

CoachSpeak

1/22/20 7:28pm

I figure he had to be in Compton soon.

grosven

1/22/20 7:31pm

Wonder why.

akmewg

1/22/20 8:29pm

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