A Confederacy of Dunces right here on CB!

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Jan 27, 2020
1:16:14pm

No touching All-American

A Confederacy of Dunces right here on CB!

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No touching

Previous username: AlanF
Bio page: No touching
Joined: Dec 23, 2014
Last login: May 28, 2024
Total posts: 8,759 (97 FO)

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I gotta get used to this thing of having someone clean my house. I go into the

CoogsWin

1/27/20 12:19pm

You are going to shower off too, right? Right?!?

Ozymandias

1/27/20 12:23pm

wipes. When your windshield gets dirty to you wash the windshield or

CoogsWin

1/27/20 12:39pm

Sorry, man. That is gross.

Ozymandias

1/27/20 12:44pm

Saw this on a wall at a urinal: "No matter how hard you jiggle and dance

CoogsWin

1/27/20 12:54pm

I am under 40 still....I dont have drippage problems.

Ozymandias

1/27/20 12:56pm

I think you just admitted to the board that you peed your pants.

RalphWiggam

1/27/20 12:28pm

RE: I gotta get used to this thing of having someone clean my house. I go into the

IceBlueCoug

1/27/20 12:34pm

Should have left it for her for next time.

John Doe

1/27/20 12:34pm

If i ever hear about another CBers swollen internal valves I'm deleting my account

shimmy

1/27/20 12:36pm

I have internal swollen valves. See ya'!

CoogsWin

1/27/20 12:39pm

He said “another CBer”. So...

CDV

1/27/20 12:49pm

A Confederacy of Dunces right here on CB!

No touching

1/27/20 1:16pm

Mine's not swollen but I'd understand someone assuming so

IceBlueCoug

1/27/20 12:43pm

I don't understand why you needed to walk over to the door instead of yell.

SCcoug

1/27/20 12:41pm

Agreed. In the heat of the moment, I was so startled I wasn't thinking clearly.

CoogsWin

1/27/20 12:48pm

Added to user notes:

CDV

1/27/20 12:49pm

Dude. My wife is in a wheelchair and crutches.

CoogsWin

1/27/20 12:50pm

Sorry to hear that.

CDV

1/27/20 12:52pm

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cougfanblue

1/27/20 1:08pm

Wow. Seriously? She sometimes uses crutches.

CoogsWin

1/28/20 1:05am

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ByuImaginesDragons

1/28/20 1:13am

I am super impressed you were able to do all of that while sitting down.

1/28/20 6:33am

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