I don’t know if this is a bad sign or not, like if I need to see a doctor about this, but I went #2 in the bathroom (a single person bathroom) of an assisted living facility. After I was done, I sat down for about 15 minutes in the front waiting room for an appointment I had with a person I see there regularly. After the 15 minutes, I got up and walked by the same bathroom and an “out of order” sign had been put on the door that wasn’t there prior. I’ve gone to that building to meet with that person twice a week since then for the past two weeks and the sign is still there and the door has been locked every time. It got me really wondering if my defecation was truly that much more devastating than all of the senior citizens in a whole building. We’re talkin people regularly afflicted with chronic loose flatulence, diarrhea, and even c-diff (look it up if you don’t know what it is). Tell me, am I okay?