I thought it was sex. Why else get married? More fun to hang out with bros.

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Mar 24, 2020
8:10:03pm

Acorn All-American

I thought it was sex. Why else get married? More fun to hang out with bros.

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Acorn

Bio page: Acorn
Joined: Nov 25, 2004
Last login: May 4, 2024
Total posts: 18,691 (2,187 FO)

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The entire point of marriage is if one of you suggests ingesting fish tank cleaner, the other one of you says, "No!"

SpiffCoug Truly Addicted User

3/24/20 8:02pm

also, hopefully you don't need somebody else to tell you not to eat fish tank cleaner.

HeismanTy

3/24/20 8:03pm

Sorry, I know someone died from this but your comment still made me laugh.

BleedCougarBlue2

3/24/20 8:03pm

Not to totally change the subject here - but I vaguely remember fish tank...

Eddie

3/24/20 8:06pm

Wait, are we talking about Methylene Blue? lol, that stuff was awesome

Breaded Hamster

3/24/20 8:07pm

We did that trick to some brownies freshman year in the dorms. Some very worried dormmates the next day.

SingleStrapBackpack

3/24/20 8:41pm

I thought it was sex. Why else get married? More fun to hang out with bros.

Acorn

3/24/20 8:10pm

Amen

rerunc

3/24/20 8:12pm

Except, birds of a feather...

Kerbouchard

3/24/20 8:13pm

Is that an argument for polygamy? Even lower risk

bruincoug

3/24/20 8:30pm

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