something thats funny that won't get me fired.

Current favorite: "Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time" - Demitri Martin

For the record I think this is dumb. We have 40 people spread across 5 sites and this is something the group decided would help us stay closer as a group while we're all working from home. Just trying to make it funny so its less irritating.