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Mar 30, 2020
9:35:05pm

Texas Hammer Amazon’s favorite customer

I got a new wife. She’s a woman.

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Texas Hammer

Previous username: texascougs
Bio page: Texas Hammer
Joined: Sep 3, 2011
Last login: May 10, 2024
Total posts: 55,529 (3,639 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

Does social distancing apply to couples?

Texas Hammer Amazon’s favorite customer

3/30/20 8:55pm

Of course not

Plato

3/30/20 8:56pm

no

BlueFrog

3/30/20 8:56pm

Congrats on the wedding!

shimmy

3/30/20 8:58pm

whoa?

BlueFrog

3/30/20 9:02pm

People are nuts

Great38

3/30/20 9:01pm

my girlfriend thinks so

SingleStrapBackpack

3/30/20 9:03pm

Great chance to get to know her better with Skype and FaceTime.

3/30/20 9:07pm

Which girlfriend?

Blue Cougar

3/30/20 11:46pm

Are you back with the ex?

Sandy Lyle

3/30/20 9:05pm

New wife

3/30/20 9:19pm

Congratulations!

Sandy Lyle

3/30/20 9:20pm

As long as it isn't your wife that is saying that...

dilbert

3/30/20 9:08pm

Ex wife? New wife? In any case, I’ve had similar experiences.

yaxcoug

3/30/20 9:10pm

New wife

3/30/20 9:19pm

Congrats.

yaxcoug

3/30/20 9:49pm

Wait. What? Wife?

El Careeb

3/30/20 9:12pm

Time apart is good as in enjoying one's hobby, etc. forced distance is wrong.

3/30/20 9:14pm

I miss having a wife I can share all my viruses with. Often.

Pro Logic

3/30/20 9:16pm

Haha, sad. And gross.

Vincent's Picks

3/30/20 9:19pm

RE: I miss having a wife I can share all my viruses with. Often.

cougman02

3/30/20 9:20pm

Not in my experience, your mileage may vary

Mississippi

3/30/20 9:17pm

I was at Winco the other day and the cashier made a mother and daughter stand 6’ apart. The daughter couldn’t have been

Nuke

3/30/20 9:22pm

Bro, you're gonna have to let us all know about the new wife

3/30/20 9:23pm

I got a new wife. She’s a woman.

3/30/20 9:35pm

Well that at least settled some bets. But we want a Pic for proof.

3/30/20 9:44pm

Yeah, I'm not paying up until there is a test done. JK. Congrats.

YSMACK

3/30/20 10:42pm

The cops in California made my SIL and her family separate by six feet when they were out in public.

Conan

3/30/20 9:26pm

Only to LDS couples whose wedding has been postponed.

Traveshamockery

3/30/20 9:27pm

How many triple combo’s make up 6ft?

3/30/20 9:40pm

Wait. No offense, but weren't you divorced like 6 months ago?

Clark Addison

3/30/20 9:48pm

The divorce was an administrative item...marriage ended years ago. It’s a long story.

3/30/20 9:57pm

OK. On reflection, didn't mean to offend. You do what's best for you 🙂 No judgment here

Clark Addison

3/30/20 9:59pm

No offense taken at all. You’re totally fine. 🙂

3/30/20 10:06pm

How did you know the new wife before? High school friend? College? Info...

Cosmo4Pres

3/31/20 11:16pm

People are taking this to the extreme. Calling the cops on people at the park

3/30/20 9:57pm

There was a lady shaming people on facebook for trying to find a "loophole"

zerigke

3/30/20 10:11pm

She said staying home means staying home. Period.

zerigke

3/30/20 10:14pm

Kinda funny to watch human nature in times like these. It seems like whenever there is chance to grab power,

RoaroftheCougartails

3/30/20 10:13pm

At least biker pairs will be ok, they've always done this side by side.

ochobeeguy

3/30/20 11:40pm

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