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Apr 1, 2020
6:52:41pm

jkccoug Intervention Needed

Better off drinking Draino

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Originally posted on Apr 1, 2020 at 6:52:41pm

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jkccoug

New username: Socrates Johnson
Bio page: jkccoug
Joined: Jul 19, 2002
Last login: Oct 13, 2021
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There are some really dumb folks out there. Found on my FB feed:

Virginia Ute Ute Troll

4/1/20 6:47pm

Why would I believe you though? Clearly you’ve been bought by Big Pharma

TCuz

4/1/20 6:48pm

All I can say is don’t eat dandelions....a whopping pH of 22!

4/1/20 6:50pm

Better off drinking Draino

jkccoug

4/1/20 6:52pm

It’s literally off the charts!

4/1/20 7:03pm

LOL. Though dandelion is allegedly good for you. Just tastes nasty.

Northwest Cougar

4/1/20 7:30pm

Lol the pHs arent even close. My favorite is dandelion at a pH of 22.7 LOL

rggee

4/1/20 6:50pm

Very true- Almost all of the list are actually acidic

Bill

4/1/20 9:19pm

Why is nobody talking about how Dandelions are so toxic, they break the scale?!

darkcoug

4/1/20 6:51pm

And avocados LOL

rggee

4/1/20 6:51pm

I've always thought Dandelions were a very basic weed

ryebrye

4/1/20 6:55pm

but apparently they melt your shoes if you step on them

squidmark

4/1/20 8:14pm

So glad for my BYU chemistry minor

OU Cougar

4/1/20 6:51pm

This is amazing. It's a troll job on the crazies and they don't even know it!

Harbinger

4/1/20 6:51pm

Yeah, this had to be made as a joke...the woman sharing it tho, I know she believes it lol

4/1/20 6:52pm

My fav is the Dandelion. Too bad I had my yard sprayed

jkccoug

4/1/20 6:52pm

April Fools joke, I assume?

chilango

4/1/20 6:53pm

Has to be....

2018grad

4/1/20 7:20pm

Also, stay really far away from dandelions.

j-woot

4/1/20 6:53pm

Posted on a Ute Facebook page?

Nuke

4/1/20 6:58pm

Dandelion greens with bacon are awesome.

Zedhead

4/1/20 7:03pm

It’s always frustrating when I touch a dandelion and start to dissolve.

ironman1315

4/1/20 7:11pm

Have you had an avocado? Guacamole is definitely out of this world good.

4/1/20 7:25pm

Yeah, here’s another good example.

chilango

4/1/20 7:36pm

Yeah the guy I was arguing with in that thread said by April or May it will have hit 500 million people....so yeah

4/1/20 8:06pm

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