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Apr 2, 2020
7:22:32pm

No touching All-American

Especially after a tiger chewed his legs off.

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Previous username: AlanF
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Joined: Dec 23, 2014
Last login: May 5, 2024
Total posts: 8,694 (96 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

POLL: Most normal Tiger King character (minor spoilers)

vagabonder

4/2/20 6:50pm

The guy with no legs

A_blue_car

4/2/20 6:52pm

I think you’re right

pink22

4/2/20 6:57pm

I thought the same, but you gotta wonder how

Banjo

4/2/20 7:01pm

Especially after a tiger chewed his legs off.

No touching

4/2/20 7:22pm

Nice...I love how the producers let us think that for two episodes...

m0resn0w

4/2/20 7:23pm

Seriously, probably the only time a comment like this makes sense.

El Fuego

4/2/20 7:01pm

Isn't he the guy that wrote his and Joe's names on bullets in preparation of

dryflycoug

4/2/20 8:56pm

The reality tv show producer who lost all his footage in the alligator BBQ?

Lifi

4/2/20 6:54pm

Did I see that right that the alligators were in the same building as the studio that burned?

slappy

4/2/20 6:56pm

Yes. Tiger king said “they were boiled in a towering inferno of flames and fire.”

4/2/20 7:00pm

A true wordsmith.

vagabonder

4/2/20 7:34pm

And that took him 3 takes.

YSMACK

4/2/20 7:47pm

I dare anyone to read these poll options and NOT fall down laughing 😂

Lifi

4/2/20 6:55pm

I felt really bad for the campaign manager when (spoiler)

4/2/20 6:56pm

Yup

4/2/20 7:00pm

But he also helped Joe get

MarkWatney

4/2/20 7:01pm

Or the best

Lifi

4/2/20 7:08pm

If you can make Joe Exotic 3rd place, you have legit chops.

YSMACK

4/2/20 7:30pm

19% in the libertarian primary, ~600 votes.

raines31

4/2/20 7:32pm

Thanks for clarifying that- I was concerned for Oklahoma after thinking he got

dryflycoug

4/2/20 8:59pm

Didn’t catch that. Good clarification.

MarkWatney

4/2/20 9:14pm

The long haired blonde guy who was the lead animal caretaker. He legitimately cared for the animals but he wasn’t a

4/2/20 6:58pm

Except for the last episode when he was seriously trippin' on something.

m0resn0w

4/2/20 7:24pm

Who was the guy scarface was based on?

Taysom 4 Heisman

4/2/20 7:00pm

The drug kingpin in Florida who was sentenced to 100 years for trying to use a machete to dismember the FBI informant.

4/2/20 7:08pm

I thought it was a circular saw?

dryflycoug

4/2/20 9:00pm

It's the ex-con. Agree to a murder, steal money, go to strip clubs. Guys, if

4/2/20 7:02pm

Not this guy

4/2/20 7:14pm

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