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Apr 4, 2020
7:01:04am

Pretorian All-American

Just don’t ever breath, that way you’re safe, they are totally forgetting about

All the farting going on out there. Cows, dogs, people the plume of poop is frankly Inescapable

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Originally posted on Apr 4, 2020 at 7:01:04am

Message modified by Pretorian on Apr 4, 2020 at 7:01:19am

Message modified by Pretorian on Apr 4, 2020 at 7:01:44am

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Pretorian

Previous username: PoopTown LLC
Bio page: Pretorian
Joined: Oct 23, 2013
Last login: Apr 26, 2024
Total posts: 12,868 (19 FO)

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One more reason to stay out of public restrooms--avoid the fecal plume

Goliath

4/4/20 6:43am

Worst band name ever.

vagabonder

4/4/20 6:50am

Also don’t use air blowers to dry your hands. Like drying them with poop air

maxpowers

4/4/20 6:57am

Aren't you already breathing that same air?

Cougarrr

4/4/20 7:44am

Probably. Guess there’s no escaping it

maxpowers

4/4/20 7:57am

Just don’t ever breath, that way you’re safe, they are totally forgetting about

Pretorian

4/4/20 7:01am

Easy fix. We just mandate everyone wear a mask and diaper in public.

4/4/20 7:56am

Wouldn't private bathrooms have the same plume?

SUAVO

4/4/20 8:43am

Depends if your private bathroom has a functioning lid. Most public bathrooms

Goliath

4/4/20 9:04am

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