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May 26, 2020
12:30:28pm

cougarnerd Not That Nerdy

“Close your eyes. Picture a convict...

What's he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, 'yo that's shizzle'. Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well shame on you.” -Michael

Karen to Creed: “You can’t give paper clips to a baby, he’ll swallow them” , Creed: “that’s okay, I’ve got tons of them”.

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cougarnerd

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The Office has some great quotes, but one of my all time favorite is this one from Dwight..

JohnnyComeLately Bring Back Old Cougarboard

5/26/20 10:42am

Exchange of steak. Have you ever had sirloin steak, honey?

Sea Chicken

5/26/20 10:48am

"Don't yak on me, this shirt's a Van Heusen." -Todd Packer

Unibro

5/26/20 10:53am

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

gww687

5/26/20 10:54am

Yeah. Right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for fifty years and forced

kcca

5/26/20 10:54am

If anyone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it.

kcca

5/26/20 11:00am

Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.” — Dwight

acougfan

5/26/20 11:02am

Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it

SUAVO

5/26/20 11:05am

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and

SUAVO

5/26/20 11:04am

Gum’s gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed? Like, some of it’s just too minty.

5/26/20 11:07am

Many great ones, but this speech from Ryan is the all-time great:

BoiseBlue

5/26/20 11:08am

i like when he went to thailand

5/26/20 11:10am

"I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women. Sometimes in the mud and the rain.

Pimpin4Paradise

5/26/20 11:08am

RE: The Office has some great quotes, but one of my all time favorite is this

goofball

5/26/20 11:08am

RE: The Office has some great quotes, but one of my all time favorite is this one from Dwight..

SJS

5/26/20 11:09am

"Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?...

tarmstrong

5/26/20 11:09am

My favorite Kevin quote was “When I was a kid, I took an IQ test and scored over a 100. So technically I am a genius.”

JohnnyComeLately

5/26/20 9:24pm

RE: The Office has some great quotes, but one of my all time favorite is this one from Dwight..

Pimpin4Paradise

5/26/20 11:13am

I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower.

BYUMizzou

5/26/20 11:20am

I'm a hack

BYUMizzou

5/26/20 11:20am

Assistant regional manager......assistant TO the regional manager

Spocougar

5/26/20 11:36am

RE: The Office has some great quotes, but one of my all time favorite is this

flavordave

5/26/20 11:43am

Creed; "which one is Pam?"

neboutefan

5/26/20 11:46am

“I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days,

gmoney7

5/26/20 11:58am

"You know, Michael, I don't need to know everyone's sexual history." "Good,

Unibro

5/26/20 12:10pm

I just love how michael thinks Youtube is some giant mainstream media network

5/26/20 12:22pm

“Close your eyes. Picture a convict...

cougarnerd

5/26/20 12:30pm

RE: The Office has some great quotes, but one of my all time favorite is this

cougarsnooty

5/26/20 12:48pm

btw....ryan, who is about the biggest putz on the show, was a co-writer, right?

5/26/20 1:11pm

I have made some empty promises in my life but

Gente_Boa

5/26/20 1:34pm

Yes. They also wrote Andy the way he is to make fun of Cornell.

scottfunkel

5/26/20 1:45pm

i loooove andy. but he drives my kids nuts. i think he's a great character

5/26/20 2:27pm

Might be a deleted scene, but Dwight: “I remember every summer morning dad would

Unibro

5/26/20 1:39pm

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and

WDaddy

5/26/20 2:51pm

“Our balls are in your court” Michael Scott

Leishdoggydog

5/26/20 5:25pm

Michael to David Wallace:

Fifth-Fret

5/26/20 8:17pm

R is the most menacing sound. Thats why its murder not muckduck

MormonThug

5/27/20 11:15am

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