Start with the ones with heavy CGI and bad acting. Then watch the good ones.

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May 27, 2020
6:11:56pm

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Then watch the empty ones that have zero character development and care more about wokeness than a plot.

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Misteak

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Suppose I want to watch Star Wars for the first time. What is the order?

Croweater

5/27/20 5:59pm

I’d start with 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, rogue one and leave it be

Adwight

5/27/20 6:04pm

4,5,6. Then stop.

777

5/27/20 6:04pm

Skip 1,2,3. Watch 4,5,6. Then Rogue One and the Mandolorian. Then stop.

Tygger

5/27/20 6:05pm

4 5 1 2 3 6 7 8 9

jrob30

5/27/20 6:05pm

Machete order is the best order.

scootsy

5/27/20 6:07pm

I would recommend I, II, III, Solo, Rogue One, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX. That

chilango

5/27/20 6:06pm

I’m surprised how many people say to skip movies all together or only originals

BYUCLA

5/27/20 6:35pm

^Meant for OP

BYUCLA

5/27/20 6:36pm

4, 5, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9

TCuz

5/27/20 6:06pm

wait. skip the first one entirely?

Croweater

5/27/20 6:10pm

It adds nothing. No characters carry over that you don't learn from 2.

displacedute

5/27/20 6:11pm

Yes. That’s the Machete Order. 1 is mostly pointless for what the Machete Order tries to do

TCuz

5/27/20 6:13pm

"new" Machete Order

displacedute

5/27/20 6:10pm

8 6 7 5 3 0 9

BlueFrog

5/27/20 6:10pm

3, Rogue One, 4, 5, 6 and stop there

PortlandCoug

5/27/20 6:11pm

Start with the ones with heavy CGI and bad acting. Then watch the good ones.

Misteak

5/27/20 6:11pm

Order made, like us oldoes.

Turnpike Lane

5/27/20 6:17pm

Watch them all in the order they were released. I enjoy them all.

SpiffCoug

5/27/20 6:17pm

4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3. Rogue one and solo. That’s it

valleus

5/27/20 7:10pm

2, 1, 8, 9, 3, RO, 2 again, 6, 4, 5.

TADOW

5/27/20 7:46pm

I'm now more confused than ever. Why did I ask this question?

Croweater

5/27/20 9:29pm

Just follow the order I gave you and you will be fine.

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