"Close to public transit, library, school" -This property is in a bad area of town and the school probably sucks

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Jul 31, 2020
2:44:38pm

Pimpin4Paradise Truly Addicted User

"Close to public transit, library, school" -This property is in a bad area of town and the school probably sucks

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Pimpin4Paradise

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Author

Time

What real estate listings say, and what they mean:.

byubyu

7/31/20 2:42pm

"Location location location": this home is a piece of crap.

byubyu

7/31/20 2:43pm

"At least you're close to the fire station".

John Doe

7/31/20 3:14pm

"Great starter home": square footage is in the triple digits.

byubyu

7/31/20 2:44pm

"Close to public transit, library, school" -This property is in a bad area of town and the school probably sucks

Pimpin4Paradise

7/31/20 2:44pm

"Elite Subdivision" = Anal HOA, unbearable covenants, nosy neighbors

Choke

7/31/20 2:44pm

What kind of HOA is that?!

Cougar TD

7/31/20 2:45pm

Association for Anal Home Owners. 😃

Choke

7/31/20 2:48pm

An ANAL HOA sounds terrifying. What type of house is this?

Future_Tacos

7/31/20 2:47pm

Not sure but it was designed by a rectal architect.

Choke

7/31/20 2:47pm

So true!!

cougfanz

7/31/20 2:53pm

"bring your contractor" ...that owns a backhoe.

BYUFBDAD

7/31/20 2:45pm

" A fixer - upper" .. if you buy this you are an idiot!

Cougar TD

7/31/20 2:45pm

Completely remodeled=new cheap laminate flooring and a bad paint job

RoaroftheCougartails

7/31/20 2:46pm

And a “new granite” countertop.

Pepe

7/31/20 3:22pm

“Has lots of potential” ...have you seen Money Pit?

KingDave

7/31/20 2:46pm

"Lots of character" - previous owner loved her some weird wallpaper.

cougfanblue

7/31/20 2:48pm

Brand New Kitchen=this home was used to cook meth

RoaroftheCougartails

7/31/20 2:48pm

Lots of possibilities=needs a ton of work

RoaroftheCougartails

7/31/20 2:51pm

'Mountain, skyline or __views!" - If you sit on the roof, you can totally see it

Cougarclaw

7/31/20 2:51pm

Really charming=this home was built before the Great Depression

RoaroftheCougartails

7/31/20 2:52pm

"Made out of cardboard" TNT: Actually made out of cardboard

TNT

7/31/20 2:52pm

"motivated sellers!" please low ball me.

Cougarclaw

7/31/20 2:52pm

"investment property" - bare minimum maintenance for decades

Cougarclaw

7/31/20 2:53pm

"Great local gardener recommendation available" - realtor is a con artist cheapskate

shimmy

7/31/20 3:14pm

Burn

RoaroftheCougartails

7/31/20 3:56pm

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