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Jul 31, 2020
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cougfanblue
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"Lots of character" - previous owner loved her some weird wallpaper.
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What real estate listings say, and what they mean:.
byubyu
7/31/20 2:42pm
"Location location location": this home is a piece of crap.
byubyu
7/31/20 2:43pm
"At least you're close to the fire station".
John Doe
7/31/20 3:14pm
"Great starter home": square footage is in the triple digits.
byubyu
7/31/20 2:44pm
"Close to public transit, library, school" -This property is in a bad area of town and the school probably sucks
Pimpin4Paradise
7/31/20 2:44pm
"Elite Subdivision" = Anal HOA, unbearable covenants, nosy neighbors
Choke
7/31/20 2:44pm
What kind of HOA is that?!
Cougar TD
7/31/20 2:45pm
Association for Anal Home Owners. 😃
Choke
7/31/20 2:48pm
An ANAL HOA sounds terrifying. What type of house is this?
Future_Tacos
7/31/20 2:47pm
Not sure but it was designed by a rectal architect.
Choke
7/31/20 2:47pm
So true!!
cougfanz
7/31/20 2:53pm
"bring your contractor" ...that owns a backhoe.
BYUFBDAD
7/31/20 2:45pm
" A fixer - upper" .. if you buy this you are an idiot!
Cougar TD
7/31/20 2:45pm
Completely remodeled=new cheap laminate flooring and a bad paint job
RoaroftheCougartails
7/31/20 2:46pm
And a “new granite” countertop.
Pepe
7/31/20 3:22pm
“Has lots of potential” ...have you seen Money Pit?
KingDave
7/31/20 2:46pm
"Lots of character" - previous owner loved her some weird wallpaper.
cougfanblue
7/31/20 2:48pm
Brand New Kitchen=this home was used to cook meth
RoaroftheCougartails
7/31/20 2:48pm
Lots of possibilities=needs a ton of work
RoaroftheCougartails
7/31/20 2:51pm
'Mountain, skyline or __views!" - If you sit on the roof, you can totally see it
Cougarclaw
7/31/20 2:51pm
Really charming=this home was built before the Great Depression
RoaroftheCougartails
7/31/20 2:52pm
"Made out of cardboard" TNT: Actually made out of cardboard
TNT
7/31/20 2:52pm
"motivated sellers!" please low ball me.
Cougarclaw
7/31/20 2:52pm
"investment property" - bare minimum maintenance for decades
Cougarclaw
7/31/20 2:53pm
"Great local gardener recommendation available" - realtor is a con artist cheapskate
shimmy
7/31/20 3:14pm
Burn
RoaroftheCougartails
7/31/20 3:56pm
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