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Aug 15, 2020
9:25:16am

Slim Broscience major

I don’t have any friends. I’m a terrible selfish person. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to be friends with me.

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Slim

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Joined: Sep 1, 2006
Last login: Nov 4, 2022
Total posts: 50,256 (15,468 FO)

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Time

I’ve found I only enjoy like 4 things. Lifting, running, tv, and marital relations

Slim Broscience major

8/1/20 11:02am

By marital relations I am sure you mean listening to long boring stories about

slowhiteguy

8/1/20 11:04am

Eating?

Dr MoBYU

8/1/20 11:05am

Not a fan

Slim

8/1/20 11:06am

RE: Not a fan

MasterLump

8/1/20 11:10am

Name checks out. Also,

CougarTailDevourer

8/1/20 11:19am

I don’t get into eating either but when it’s been a while, its nice2 have a meal

Dr MoBYU

8/1/20 12:48pm

You need to try golf, rock climbing, rc cars, dog training, snowmobiling

ryebrye

8/1/20 11:05am

I’ve actually never tried any of those things

Slim

8/1/20 11:08am

Dog training sounds horrible. That's what you pay people to do for you

Baron

8/1/20 11:10am

So are sports

TwinsRight

8/1/20 11:53am

It’s actually quite good if you do it right with reinforcement rather than

ByuImaginesDragons

8/3/20 2:13am

Following BYU Football and Basketball?

ExitStageLeft

8/1/20 11:18am

Meant for OP

ExitStageLeft

8/1/20 11:18am

If only there was a way to fix that

8/1/20 11:47am

Golf? Tennis? Board games?

Baron

8/1/20 11:09am

I like everything you listed, except running.

Pro Logic

8/1/20 11:12am

I recently rediscovered running.

Jeffacka

8/1/20 11:17am

Wow nice!

Pro Logic

8/1/20 11:20am

Try golf

DeekLyfter

8/1/20 11:13am

Sounds expensive

Slim

8/1/20 11:14am

It is. It's also boring. But maybe you'd like it?

CougarTailDevourer

8/1/20 11:22am

Borrow clubs and go to a driving range

gaspasscoug

8/1/20 11:37am

Reading?

califcougar

8/1/20 11:19am

That's 3 more things than me.

I'mnotacber

8/1/20 11:20am

What about money. I like money.

valleus

8/1/20 11:29am

Maybe the manly arts aren’t your thing. You may be a “home ec” kinda guy.

Zaphod

8/1/20 11:34am

Travel? Do you like to go to new places?

coucou

8/1/20 11:34am

I’d love to but my job doesn’t give me pto so it is hard for me to take time off for it

Slim

8/1/20 12:51pm

And cougarboard, of course.

buckles

8/1/20 11:38am

You can't even enjoy food? Are there things you used to enjoy but don't now?

cougaman

8/1/20 11:49am

What about popping bubble wrap?

Gustav

8/1/20 11:59am

I will agree on one thing for sure... Boating is WAY overrated

germm

8/1/20 12:00pm

Boating is fun

Gustav

8/1/20 12:01pm

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mokelembembe

8/1/20 12:18pm

What are your favorite TV shows?

slowhiteguy

8/1/20 12:27pm

Have you tried lawn care? Sounds weird. But there's nothing quite as satisfying

CougarTailDevourer

8/1/20 3:36pm

I spend most of my days off during the summer doing yard work

Slim

8/1/20 6:13pm

What about pressure washing off dirt?? Mmm so satisfying!!

8/1/20 6:34pm

Try planting trees or bushes in your yard.

Dr MoBYU

8/2/20 10:18am

You can’t be that boring you have two dogs 😂

ByuImaginesDragons

8/3/20 2:07am

Have you tried a combination of any of them

TADOW

8/3/20 9:55am

You called it. Do you have any friends? Do you and your wife hang with any other

idacoug

8/15/20 8:19am

I don’t have any friends. I’m a terrible selfish person. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to be friends with me.

Slim

8/15/20 9:25am

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