What Stewart doesn't realize is that when the 11th man is added, it immediately

Sep 16, 2020
4:16:44pm

darkcoug Underperforming

conjures the demon Trumpus who consumes their weed, destroys all nearby immigrants, and gives everyone in the vicinity Covid (aka, the Black Plague 2).

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Originally posted on Sep 16, 2020 at 4:16:44pm

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Time

"They can practice against air"

Huge Manatee

9/16/20 4:13pm

just ask Navy!

BYUALWAYSNUM1

9/16/20 4:14pm

Pac 12 is going to look worse than Navy. Luckily they will only play against

ZacSeljaas'Stache

9/16/20 4:14pm

How is 5v5 any different from 11v11 as far as virus safety is concerned?

DeekLyfter

9/16/20 4:15pm

Liberal logic

idcougarfan

9/16/20 4:18pm

science...or, math....?

Doogal McCougar

9/16/20 4:20pm

Well 5 on 5 is only 10 people and Covid 19 only hits groups over 19

USMCdad

9/16/20 4:21pm

Unless you're looting or rioting or mostly peacefully protesting

JackStack

9/16/20 4:22pm

What if the players have social justice messages tattooed on their foreheads?

Doogal McCougar

9/16/20 4:22pm

RE: What if the players have social justice messages tattooed on their

JackStack

9/16/20 4:31pm

19. You got it right the first time. That's why it's called COVID-19.

Y05

9/16/20 6:53pm

Its more people that could be infected or infect someone. But is it really

fattycoug

9/16/20 4:28pm

Maybe the P12 can do an improvised flag football style season?

LiveCoug

9/16/20 4:15pm

Even better, negotiate with EA sports to bring back a 2020 CFB game...then, just

Doogal McCougar

9/16/20 4:21pm

What Stewart doesn't realize is that when the 11th man is added, it immediately

darkcoug

9/16/20 4:16pm

Clowns

WDaddy

9/16/20 4:28pm

If it were the MWC, they could practice against Hair

LiveY'r

9/16/20 4:36pm

but what about actually playing a game?, who you gonna play USC Air?

byu1

9/16/20 5:45pm

Lobotomize all of them!

zerigke

9/16/20 5:52pm

RE: "They can practice against air"

Scooter

9/16/20 6:20pm

Virtual reality? Excuse me?

Y05

9/16/20 6:51pm

They're all just at home playing Madden anyway. So they got that one covered.

Great38

9/16/20 8:44pm

I've always wondered if Madden could be used to improve film study and game prep

ldssdl

9/16/20 9:01pm

That's what Navy was missing! VR!

Doogal McCougar

9/17/20 9:17am

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