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Sep 19, 2020
10:41:15pm

Vernon Dozier Starter

Yes, one of Coachspeak’s famous 2 rules....

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Vernon Dozier

Previous username: Steve Bosell
Bio page: Vernon Dozier
Joined: Dec 8, 2004
Last login: Apr 26, 2024
Total posts: 1,700 (244 FO)

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Wife doesn’t want me going to the game Saturday....

BYUONLY

9/19/20 9:12pm

What’s her argument?

webster242

9/19/20 9:13pm

He’ll get coronavirus.

RdF3

9/19/20 9:15pm

It’s the 14 day "quarantine" afterward she’s warning him about.

DirtyWater

9/19/20 9:16pm

Doghouse quarantine

Misteak

9/19/20 9:23pm

14 days? That’s nothing.

Tsisquan

9/19/20 11:22pm

Why does she think you will be quarantined for 14 days? Irrational arguments

Plato

9/20/20 9:44am

Much higher chance of getting COVID at Church

ExitStageLeft

9/19/20 9:43pm

We're still under 25 people. Once every 3 weeks.

TailgateU

9/19/20 10:31pm

That will change next week....

Vernon Dozier

9/19/20 10:39pm

You’re probably fine at LES unless the person behind you is coughing and has

puntersarepeople

9/19/20 10:47pm

We're in the northeast area. Our bishop was hoping to finally get to 99 people

TailgateU

9/20/20 6:16pm

Divorce?

the_byu_flash

9/19/20 9:14pm

Tell her you're going in a hazmat suit...problem solved

coug10278

9/19/20 9:14pm

There will probably be 10’ between you and the next group of fans

KingDave

9/19/20 9:14pm

That would be the case under BYU's plan. Under the state rule, it's shouting

TailgateU

9/19/20 10:31pm

Is your last name Brennan?

Carnac

9/19/20 9:15pm

Tell her to stop being stupid. Problem solved.

SpotOnOpinionsGuy

9/19/20 9:15pm

In the words of the great orator, Tyler Huntley. Tell her, "Honey, your opinion is... so poo poo."

CougarTailDevourer

9/19/20 9:39pm

Harsh - but I agree!

truecougster

9/19/20 9:42pm

Just leave them at will-call under DirtyWater.

DirtyWater

9/19/20 9:15pm

Sounds like an emotional situation.Logic doesn’t always work.But Id say,”If going to LES is wrong,I don’t want 2B right“

Dr MoBYU

9/19/20 9:15pm

Remind her about your life insurance...

ldssdl

9/19/20 9:16pm

Less than 10% capacity. No one will be sitting close to you. I appreciate her concern simply because of the highlighted

specsauce

9/19/20 9:16pm

Irrational fear.

JmThms

9/19/20 9:17pm

Say that you would like to agree with her but then you'd both be wrong

Agnostic-alumni

9/19/20 9:18pm

Dos she go to the store ever? Costco? Those are probably more dangerous

Ojiisan

9/19/20 9:18pm

RE: Wife doesn’t want me going to the game Saturday....

Soupie

9/19/20 9:22pm

The refs won't be blowing whistles that send the Covid into the stands.

GastonCoug

9/19/20 9:23pm

I love how some people think Covid is like nuclear fallout

Carnac

9/19/20 9:25pm

Thought they were using electronic whistles ...???

Tarbo

9/20/20 1:27pm

Are you fat?

Zedhead

9/19/20 9:26pm

She's not your mom. You don't need her permission.

shoganai

9/19/20 9:28pm

I feel the same

Agnostic-alumni

9/19/20 9:36pm

Coachspeak? Is that you? Missed ya, buddy.

Soupie

9/19/20 9:37pm

Missing the . . .

puntersarepeople

9/19/20 10:04pm

This made me laugh out loud...

Vernon Dozier

9/19/20 10:41pm

Make it a win-win scenario

TwinsRight

9/19/20 9:34pm

Am I the only one with this solution? Sell the tickets to me. Real win win.

Squire

9/20/20 1:23pm

Sorry, but I have to say it, because

eyes4byu

9/19/20 10:40pm

listen to your wife. Problem solved. Too many long-term negative effects

fbguru

9/20/20 7:46am

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Plato

9/20/20 9:50am

I would have her read this article. It gives the science of why it's nearly impo

RUNBYU1

9/19/20 10:49pm

I'll take your ticket.

tony

9/19/20 11:33pm

RE: Wife doesn’t want me going to the game Saturday....

imdocrob

9/20/20 7:22am

Suggest that she go get a pedicure with a friend, while you go to the game.

CougarThug

9/20/20 10:09am

She is right. Sell them to me.

Dynomite

9/20/20 10:14am

Tell her YOLO

IndepYndent

9/20/20 11:15am

Add another $1 million to your life insurance policy. Maybe that will change her mind

CoogsWin

9/20/20 11:33am

His wife would start sending him to the Provo parties with a big enough policy

CT98

9/20/20 12:13pm

She could be genuinely worried or....

LEDSFW

9/20/20 1:00pm

Tell her that Covid spread is more likely in the home setting

bigjohn

9/20/20 1:13pm

I 'll take one for the team. You can give them to me

BYU Grounds

9/20/20 2:09pm

There’s nothing you can do convince her. She sounds like she has made up

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