I'm 71, had prostate surgery and still couldn't get

Sep 20, 2020
5:30:09pm

67Regent All-American

nothing but net even standing straddling the toilet. I think women could stand farther away from the toilet and hit nothing but net than I can! 🥴😭

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Previous username: Fatbastard
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What's the farthest back from your toilet you can stand (#1) and still get "nothing but net"? Go!

Ragnar Danneskjold Mostly peaceful

9/20/20 3:38pm

30 feet

WhirleyPop

9/20/20 3:38pm

Nice. Set the bar high...

Ragnar Danneskjold

9/20/20 3:39pm

Mostly far

Beggar

9/20/20 3:44pm

prove it

Betruewhiteandblue

9/20/20 4:01pm

Like the outhouse in the backyard?

TNT

9/20/20 3:39pm

No, gotta be indoors so you don't have a tailwind.

Ragnar Danneskjold

9/20/20 3:39pm

Depends on the firmness of the barrel

BigYfan

9/20/20 3:40pm

What? No bank shots? 🤣🤣

Dixie's Red Rocks

9/20/20 3:41pm

I like to go for the high arch. Higher degree of difficulty.

zephyr

9/20/20 4:41pm

Reminds me of grade school we’d have contests to see who could back up furthest

Beggar

9/20/20 3:45pm

RE: What's the farthest back from your toilet you can stand (#1) and still get "nothing but net"? Go!

sethj250

9/20/20 3:48pm

If anyone thinks their getting nothing but net I’d suggest a little black light

SouthernBlueBlood

9/20/20 3:55pm

Haha. Yeah, depends how you finish I guess.

Great38

9/20/20 4:25pm

Nice humblebrag.

Orem58thBall

9/20/20 3:58pm

"(#1)" thanks for the clarification

Great38

9/20/20 4:00pm

Pre puberty was like 5x further than now.

RugbyCoug

9/20/20 4:06pm

Waiting for the board females to reply here

CBaass

9/20/20 4:07pm

And this is the type of stuff that keeps me coming back to cougar board.

zephyr

9/20/20 4:09pm

FYI, Tubular flow rate increases in proportion to smaller cross-sectional area.

d-coug

9/20/20 4:16pm

Aw yes, Hank Hill had that problem.

Great38

9/20/20 4:23pm

I had a little kid with too small of an opening...

zephyr

9/20/20 4:23pm

How often would your "4 or so" little kid have a couple of large Mtn Dews?

Cru Jones

9/20/20 4:27pm

Haha.. Basically When mom was out of town

zephyr

9/20/20 4:29pm

And writing his name in cursive is a challenge at four for most of us.

eyes4byu

9/20/20 5:24pm

I'm 71, had prostate surgery and still couldn't get

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