I am not sure if they will continue selling them at the Bookstore or LES, but I found a shirt that says," I am just here for the Cougar Tails". I get more high 5s and bad looks from older ladies than any other funny shirt I have. They never believe me that it is a BYU made product.
On a side note, when I first found it at a game and quickly grabbed a XL, I probably should have paid more attention. I hurried and paid for it, excited to get back to my seat and show my wife and inlaws, since I am kinda known for my love affair with those gorgeous maple bars of goodness. As I was walking from the portal and to our section where we have had season tickets for decades, I held up my shirt proudly, for my family and other season ticket holder friends to see. My mother in law had a confused look on her face, and my wife's mouth was wide open. I was now confused, so I flipped it around, only to find that in my haste and hurry, I had accidentally grabbed the wrong shirt and it said, " I am only here for the Cougarettes!". Yep, kinda odd for a kinda pudgy, middle aged father to be holding up as he is walking in the stadium. I ran back down for a quick exchange.