Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

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Oct 10, 2020
7:31:17am

SanDiegoCoug All-American

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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There is no such thing as a good-looking 4-door car. I acknowledge that they

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:14am

Get inside a jag

tippmancoug

10/10/20 12:23am

Jags look better than most 4-door cars, but they still have that deficiency.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:28am

RE: Jags look better than most 4-door cars, but they're still ugly to me.

tippmancoug

10/10/20 8:11pm

RE: There is no such thing as a good-looking 4-door car. Come at me.

tippmancoug

10/10/20 12:28am

Wrong.

Bert609

10/10/20 12:28am

M5. I win

claw

10/10/20 12:30am

Leather cargo pants

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:33am

You think looks better than an m4?

byu1

10/10/20 1:09am

You believe that in general or just for sedans?

garyfan

10/10/20 12:36am

In general. The same goes for trucks. Imagine a '56 Ford pickup with 4 doors.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:37am

And SUVs. 2-door Jeep looks good. 4-door does not.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:38am

So your point is that putting 4 doors on cars designed to have 2 doors

garyfan

10/10/20 12:40am

Putting 2 doors on a 4-door design improves the look. See Chevy Nomads.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:41am

Even modern pickup trucks look better with 2 doors.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:46am

This is where you lost me. 4 door trucks look much better than 2 door trucks.

Nuke

10/10/20 12:48am

They look like short buses.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:53am

You just have weird taste.

garyfan

10/10/20 5:40am

George Orwell wrote, “Being in a minority, even a minority of one, did not make

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 4:36pm

Didn't your short bus just have the front entry & emergency escape door in back?

Q-grr

10/10/20 7:53am

What cars do you own?

holipuluki

10/10/20 12:46am

Lexus and Jeep. Both 2-door, of course.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:47am

Do you have kids at home? If so, how many?

holipuluki

10/10/20 3:08pm

No, I don't. Look, I admit that several doors are convenient for carting the

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 4:32pm

RE: There is no such thing as a good-looking 4-door car. I acknowledge that

Ssebo

10/10/20 12:46am

Holy cow that took like 6 tries.

Ssebo

10/10/20 12:48am

That gets points for the hidden rear-door handles. Still unattractive, however.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:52am

How about this.

Ssebo

10/10/20 12:56am

That's worse than the yellow car you posted.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 12:57am

Porsche Taycan

RalphWiggam

10/10/20 12:56am

Remove the rear doors and shorten it up. Now you're talking!

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 1:00am

Agree. There might be some decent 4 door sedans, but a 2 door variant always

byu1

10/10/20 1:10am

My brother!

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 1:15am

I’ve always owned 2 doors. Acura integra, 350z, M3, 911, etc.

byu1

10/10/20 1:44am

Audi RS7

JOPE

10/10/20 1:19am

Silk cargo pants

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 1:21am

Now i just question your taste...how about something more refined?

JOPE

10/10/20 1:26am

Or the BMW M8?

JOPE

10/10/20 1:32am

Nope. All the ghetto body work doesnt suddenly make it look more “sporty” like

byu1

10/10/20 1:45am

“Ghetto” body work? Haha, wow.

JOPE

10/10/20 1:50am

Nope. AMG, M, RS are all classy body work, all. AC, Brabus, alpina, etc, even

byu1

10/10/20 8:49am

Lipstick on a pig

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 2:21am

Sorry. Nope. Compare to maybe an RS5 (there isn’t a 2 door equivalent to the 7)

byu1

10/10/20 1:41am

you think a two-door RS5 looks better than the RS5 sport back? I disagree completely.

JOPE

10/10/20 1:45am

Yup. 100%. But it’s not even a consideration brother sold his RS5

byu1

10/10/20 8:53am

Um...

DeekLyfter

10/10/20 2:11am

Not even

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 2:23am

It's a fitting rebuke to your op

DeekLyfter

10/10/20 2:30am

How is it a rebuke? It seems more like a confirmation.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 2:34am

I've looked at all your follow ups. You're opinion is the same as that Stratus

DeekLyfter

10/10/20 11:00am

Making your case with a 4-door car = height of irony.

Cougar Junkie

10/10/20 4:39pm

I have to admit my 2 door FJ40 looks better than 99% of SUVs on the road today

Windward_Coug

10/10/20 5:53am

I actually like the look of the taycan Over the 911.

cougfanz

10/10/20 6:11am

Lots of people don’t like looks of 911, while many other do.

byu1

10/10/20 8:55am

Chrysler's on the phone.

Conan

10/10/20 6:24am

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Abe Froman

10/10/20 6:30am

Audi. So nice!!

ABN RGR

10/10/20 6:39am

You are obviously quite emotionally tied to this opinion. All I can say is it

DJROSS

10/10/20 6:48am

Yes. His opinion makes purchasing a car much much more limited in selection

byu1

10/10/20 8:58am

RE: There is no such thing as a good-looking 4-door car. I acknowledge that

Notparticularly

10/10/20 6:55am

Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

SanDiegoCoug

10/10/20 7:31am

Four doors are not more convenient

TwinsRight

10/10/20 7:40am

I get what you are saying. A lot of cars I want are two doors. But then there is

Millhouse

10/10/20 8:38am

Lol. I’ve never understood the “wagon” (aka-“avant”) thing, and any time they

byu1

10/10/20 9:03am

Funny. I feel the exact opposite. The Jeep I agree with you. But in a basic

Jay Rick

10/10/20 9:20am

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