trash can banging the least. Like less than 3% of all at-bats total. The buzzer thing is a total farce that was completely discredited in the commissioner's report. But so many people are desperate for the confetti buzzers and the shirtless-shyness conspiracy theories to be true.

I keep thinking these things will eventually go away but I forget that CB like the media like to pretend that if something gets repeated often enough it becomes truth.