Recently I went in to apply for a home renovation loan and the bank manager was a complete tool. I don't have perfect credit and have overextended myself on some car loans. But I would qualify at any normal bank with friendly lenders.

Not at this bank apparently!

So, to get back at him I adjusted my diet to be high in fiber for a few days. Ate a ton of beans, FiberOne, prunes, etc. to build up my internal gas. I also ate a bunch of those new "rotten flesh" flavored Halloween Skittles for flavor.

Just this morning I went back to the bank in disguise and crop dusted, nay, carpet-bombed the place. I walked around the office letting loose with cheek flapping fury. I thought I'd make it around the office once, but the gas kept coming. I must have made it around 5-6 times before the bank manager came over to escort me out. I still had enough left to leave him fully in my wake as I walked out the door.