have at worst raped, or at the very least cheated on my wife with a young woman while my entourage watched, bought my wife a huge diamond ring and a tattoo to say sorry, and then years later cheated on her so much again that she threatened to leave me again publicly. And then you would also have to hero worship me and pretend that because I was really good at basketball, those things can be looked past.

But by all means, go for it!