I saw a thread yesterday about holding your utensils when eating. A few years
ago my wife and I were in Windsor in the UK eating breakfast. There were a lot of people in the place, but one older man with his wife stopped by our table and asked "where in the US we were from". I said Utah, but asked how he knew we were from the US as he was on the other side of the restaurant. He said "because you use your knife so poorly". I literally cracked up.