39? Try 79. This guy's about to make magic happen off the field. If you only knew what that was like, you'd POTD too.

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Cru Jones

Previous username: sevenIDcougs
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Last login: Apr 26, 2024
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Author

Time

Existential Date Crisis: The Epilogue (Pt. 4)

McConkatroid

2/22/21 9:07am

Congratulations!

thaws

2/22/21 9:08am

To be clear, coming to CB for advice was the best decision of your life right?

BYU Fan

2/22/21 9:13am

Awesome! I love a good CB saga

trueblue04

2/22/21 9:13am

You got married after 4 months of knowing her? I guess when you know, you know

gmoney7

2/22/21 9:15am

RE: You got married after 4 months of knowing her? I guess when you know, you

LiveCoug

2/22/21 9:16am

That blows my mind

gmoney7

2/22/21 9:20am

It's crazy but it is what it is!

LiveCoug

2/22/21 9:21am

I don't think so. I'd say average is closer to 6 months. Real stats would be

JuicyJam

2/22/21 9:22am

Hey...I did all I could to bring that average up. HCBW and I knew each other

m0resn0w

2/22/21 10:48am

I proposed after 2 months. Married six months later.

wildeone

2/22/21 12:28pm

I find this extremely hard to believe. I know some get married quick, but average less than four months just seems like

SoBlueitHurts

2/22/21 12:35pm

Sounded like he had already known her a while when he first posted here

Magathisll

2/22/21 9:17am

Met my wife on April 30th, Married her on Aug 25.

The Dark Knight

2/22/21 9:24am

First date 1/29, married 6/6 30 years ago come this spring...

eyes4byu

2/22/21 9:55am

Known her for almost 6. Friends for 2 months. 4 months of official dating.

McConkatroid

2/22/21 9:24am

Congratulations

gmoney7

2/22/21 9:29am

Hcbw and I started dating in May and married in January.

BlueTooth

2/22/21 9:33am

My wife and I were engaged after 4 months ... now married 20 years

runnincoug

2/22/21 9:44am

Plenty of that same story from BYU

LiveCoug

2/22/21 9:50am

Same boat. Just celebrated 20 years last December.

marticorp

2/22/21 11:10am

He is engaged, not married. Also, per his post and original thread he has known her longer than that.

SoBlueitHurts

2/22/21 10:55am

You're not very good at math or vocabulary...

ochobeeguy

2/22/21 11:57am

RE: You're not very good at math or vocabulary...

gmoney7

2/22/21 12:51pm

Not married yet. She can still back out.

mwcoug

2/22/21 1:04pm

1st date May 19th. Married Jun 16th. Celebrated 30th anniversary last year.

CougarThug

2/22/21 2:38pm

RE: 1st date May 19th. Married Jun 16th. Celebrated 30th anniversary last year.

Eddie

2/22/21 3:23pm

wow nice ring. you must be successful. #tntneedmoney

IceWaterExtraIce

2/22/21 9:15am

Simple band, but to my untrained eye that looks like a 1.5(ish) ct. diamond.

JuicyJam

2/22/21 9:28am

Moissonite perhaps?

maizecoug

2/22/21 9:44am

Could be. That's what I would advise people to buy.

JuicyJam

2/22/21 9:54am

That’s fantastic. So happy for both of you.

BR549

2/22/21 9:17am

Yessir! This is awesome. When's the date?

_Dakoko

2/22/21 9:18am

May 27th!

McConkatroid

2/22/21 9:25am

Lol I'm getting married May 29th! Love it man.

_Dakoko

2/22/21 11:35am

The real test is...when is the wedding?

Eddie

2/22/21 9:19am

He's learned his lesson. It will be sometime between February and the end of Aug

Negative Equity

2/22/21 9:24am

Now, every time your wife wants to skip a football game, she’ll remind you

k-ace

2/22/21 9:23am

Lollll. We missed the game, came back, and watched it on the DVR w/o commercials

McConkatroid

2/22/21 9:30am

It’s a slippery slope.

k-ace

2/22/21 10:59am

So here's the real question. How many games did she watch with you?

TailgateU

2/22/21 9:32am

Every single one. Plus I've already converted her to the Jazz as well:)

McConkatroid

2/22/21 9:34am

RE: Every single one. Plus I've already converted her to the Jazz as well:)

TailgateU

2/22/21 9:38am

Haha just remember the time tested wisdom:

trueblue04

2/22/21 10:34am

Congrats! She seems like a keeper!

Mr. Rumsfield

2/22/21 10:43am

Not a Jazz fan (yet), but that is solid work right there. A tip of the cap to you, sir.

SoBlueitHurts

2/22/21 10:56am

Congratulations! That's great. Make sure you establish boundaries quickly.

All-American

2/22/21 9:32am

I expected law of chastity talk here. Not football scheduling. Hahahaha

McConkatroid

2/22/21 9:36am

There's another category for that. You're the one that posted it in the football category

Magathisll

2/22/21 9:37am

No boinking until wedding night. There, gotcha covered.

LiveCoug

2/22/21 9:51am

RE: No boinking until wedding night. There, gotcha covered.

yahtzee

2/22/21 10:46am

No Levi loving, no body surfing, Holy Ghost goes to bed at midnight and so shoul

BYU Grounds

2/22/21 2:15pm

What? Surfing is a natural way to prep for the nuptials:

yahtzee

2/23/21 5:35pm

I assume we are all getting an invite?

TheLost

2/22/21 9:36am

You didn't already get yours?..... awkward.

Cougar TD

2/22/21 9:59am

You've gotta bring a present, don't be cheap!

BYU Fan

2/22/21 10:03am

For the record, my advice was: "Go on the date. Neckbeards can't be choosers."

The Chelsea Dagger

2/22/21 10:03am

Simp

UFO_believer

2/22/21 10:12am

Yeah, for sure taking girl advice from UFO_believer

Alpi Gusto

2/22/21 10:23am

So awesome!!! This is great!

Iman23

2/22/21 10:22am

Have you explained CougarBoard to her yet?

Six Foot Seven

2/22/21 10:45am

I described it as "a really strange place full of really weird people, but I can't get away and somehow always come back

Alpi Gusto

2/22/21 11:01am

So true, I lurked forever and took the plunge. I used to say I waste enough time on other stuff...slippery slope

SoBlueitHurts

2/22/21 11:28am

RE: I described it as "a really strange place full of really weird people, but I

bluecheese

2/22/21 4:27pm

It's true. My wife used to roll her eyes at every CB mention. Now she regularly prompts me to ask the board for advice.

BlooGeek

2/22/21 2:29pm

Happened to me the other day. Wife tells my daughter I have a problem with CB.

85fan

2/22/21 3:13pm

Exact same experience here. She refers to CB as my imaginary internet friends,

BigEasyCougar

2/23/21 6:46am

Yup. The “fount of all truth” my wife likes to call it.

Big Daddy D

2/23/21 12:24pm

how does this get 39 POTD votes?

run26

2/22/21 11:02am

RE: how does this get 39 POTD votes?

m0resn0w

2/22/21 11:05am

So, your campaign to marry her was all just a ruse to get CB’ers to like you?

Crowgar

2/22/21 11:21am

Nothing wrong with this kind of mob...we need more of this in the world...

Refugee

2/22/21 12:02pm

Ask how, ask now!

LaVellIfIKnow

2/22/21 1:05pm

Please elaborate. How is this mob or herd mentality? Do you know what the term

Unibro

2/22/21 1:09pm

RE: how does this get 39 POTD votes?

Unibro

2/22/21 1:11pm

The post now has more POTDs than UVA points scored vs UMBC.

LaVellIfIKnow

2/22/21 1:14pm

RE: how does this get 39 POTD votes?

CougarTailDevourer

2/22/21 1:17pm

RE: how does this get 39 POTD votes?

sethj250

2/22/21 1:36pm

RE: how does this get 39 POTD votes?

whirl

2/22/21 1:58pm

Because most people realize that blessings and happiness are NOT a zero sum game

Six Foot Seven

2/22/21 2:02pm

39? Try 79. This guy's about to make magic happen off the field. If you only knew what that was like, you'd POTD too.

Cru Jones

2/22/21 4:05pm

The post now has more POTDs than #16 UMBC scored points in its win vs #1 UVA

LaVellIfIKnow

2/22/21 4:15pm

defending National Champs

run26

2/22/21 4:47pm

A HAPPY mob!

Breaded Hamster

2/22/21 6:16pm

Happy to be the second person to tell you to go on the date.

4th and Niner

2/22/21 11:32am

So, you guys are pioneers crossing the plains right now? That's cool, stay warm.

Mitty

2/22/21 11:43am

The only problem I see is that you've set the precedent that she's more

DeekLyfter

2/22/21 12:14pm

Well, that was quick. Congrats

Burton162

2/22/21 12:16pm

You married up! Great job!

DazeofBlue

2/22/21 12:36pm

Yes but the more important Question .....

LEDSFW

2/22/21 12:40pm

RE: Existential Date Crisis: The Epilogue (Pt. 4)

boogers

2/22/21 1:14pm

Marriage advice. Away game travel is fun and you get to see a lot of different

Thrill

2/22/21 1:43pm

This. Is. Awesome. Congrats brother.

cosmohio

2/22/21 2:28pm

Awesome!! Congratulations

Preppy

2/22/21 6:35pm

AWESOME!!!! Congrats! More proof that CB knows Jack squat haha

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