Give me a bat and I can win against the Alta Hawk

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Mar 2, 2021
2:41:26pm

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POLL: You get into a fight with your High School mascot. Do you win, or lose?

BlueVU

3/2/21 2:37pm

Like the actual character the my mascot portrays or actually fight the guy in the costume?

IceBlueCoug

3/2/21 2:38pm

Like, if your HS mascot was a lion, you fight a genuine lion.

BlueVU

3/2/21 2:39pm

I lose to both.

Ssebo

3/2/21 2:39pm

^This. pretty sure a real Jaguar could kick my trash. The kid who dressed up in

m0resn0w

3/2/21 2:39pm

You mean against the 15-year-old in a costume, or the real thing?

wabluecoug

3/2/21 2:38pm

Like, if your HS mascot was a bulldog, you fight a genuine bulldog.

BlueVU

3/2/21 2:39pm

I think I could handle the UC Santa Cruz mascot

Hoopster

3/2/21 2:40pm

Amazingly, I actually have video of this very thing:

cougfanblue

3/2/21 2:41pm

You're a lot harrier than I remember. And your mascot was The Fishermen?

supertux

3/2/21 8:14pm

Give me a bat and I can win against the Alta Hawk

Cougar-Duck

3/2/21 2:41pm

That gator wouldn't know what hit him.

OlanchoCoug

3/2/21 2:41pm

RE: That gator wouldn't know what hit him.

cougfanblue

3/2/21 2:43pm

Wasps are very squishable

LiveCoug

3/2/21 2:42pm

RE: Wasps are very squishable

BlueVU

3/2/21 2:46pm

I have killed so many wasps I should get an honorary diploma from your rival.

snowcat

3/2/21 3:15pm

I'm pretty sure I could kill a Wildcat with my bare hands. Or I might not.

nslcougar

3/2/21 2:45pm

How do you fight a Dart?

Busting Coveys

3/2/21 2:45pm

RE: How do you fight a Dart?

BlueVU

3/2/21 2:47pm

Reminds me of my mission. An elder in East LA got a dart stuck in the back of

85fan

3/2/21 7:33pm

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge

OlanchoCoug

3/2/21 2:48pm

RE: How do you fight a Dart?

m0resn0w

3/2/21 2:53pm

Lose very hard. Native American Warrior, we didn't have a mascot because it

Kajdin

3/2/21 2:45pm

HS mascot was some Greek Gods (Titans), I would be sacrificed on Mt. Olympus

Hoopster

3/2/21 2:47pm

Depends. Miners can be scrappy, but also malnourished. Especially the...

Homercles

3/2/21 2:49pm

I’m dead in 10 seconds, max

Martin Van Nostrand

3/2/21 2:49pm

Me vs. Thunderbird

BlueVU

3/2/21 2:51pm

Depends on which Pioneer it is.

ThEJOKER

3/2/21 2:56pm

Porter Rockwell

Hoopster

3/2/21 3:01pm

RE: Porter Rockwell

BlueVU

3/2/21 3:04pm

Welp... I'm dead

ThEJOKER

3/2/21 3:47pm

Politically incorrect mascot of Warrior in full NA gear. My Sr yr it was tiny girl from the gymnastics

Soupie

3/2/21 2:57pm

School name was Blue Streaks. Blue Lightning Bolt. Mascot was a Lion. Very dead.

LeonMarek

3/2/21 2:58pm

Depends, Do I get to fight the Indian with a gun? or bare hands?

volleyjiver

3/2/21 3:00pm

Bare hands. Mono e mono

BlueVU

3/2/21 3:01pm

Well if they both have mono it depends on who is sickest.

Hoopster

3/2/21 3:03pm

Leopard... I'd probably lose. Best chance would be to get it into a headlock.

DraperCoug22

3/2/21 3:00pm

Never know what to expect with a Digger.

bluecheese

3/2/21 3:01pm

RE: Never know what to expect with a Digger.

Hoopster

3/2/21 3:03pm

We were the "Little Cyclones"... so...

relic

3/2/21 3:15pm

Oh OK our mascot was a Viking, so I'd probably lose a fist fight but I would ...

BYU Grounds

3/2/21 3:18pm

I try not to mess with the Devil as much as possible...

Fdnman

3/2/21 3:25pm

Agreed.

ReyOso

3/2/21 3:36pm

A 'Don' is technically a 'spanish gentleman'

southprovocougar

3/2/21 3:49pm

The Laney HS Buccaneer slices me to ribbons. The West Forsyth Titan crushes me.

DoseOfReality

3/2/21 3:50pm

Springville Red Devil - I win and lose that one every day.

RootieBoy

3/2/21 3:54pm

Win- Me vs a Confederate Rebel.

daJimmer

3/2/21 4:19pm

Daniel LaRusso would have kicked your trash. Lucky you missed him by a few years

Hoopster

3/2/21 4:30pm

I have actually done this

BlueTemplar

3/2/21 6:03pm

Well, Bobcats are probably mean, but not that big.

85fan

3/2/21 7:35pm

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