Psh. 600 bucks? I'll build my own pine box casket, and if they get uppity about

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Apr 13, 2021
9:25:21am

LeftOfNormal Truly Addicted User

Psh. 600 bucks? I'll build my own pine box casket, and if they get uppity about

it, I'll spray foam it so it's watertight. That'll look REAL nice at the viewing.

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Time

I can only assume that a post like this means something miraculous happened.

TailgateU

4/13/21 9:19am

Or something very, very terrible.

Florida Man

4/13/21 9:24am

Hey, morgues lose cadavers all the time.

4/13/21 9:26am

Psh. 600 bucks? I'll build my own pine box casket, and if they get uppity about

4/13/21 9:25am

It says "new," but is there even such a thing as a used one?

freshprince

4/13/21 9:25am

Probably bought it off Amazon and realized it was the wrong one and did't want to go through the hassle of returning it.

MarkWatney

4/13/21 9:30am

Lol. Awesome.

4/13/21 9:33am

You: I'm home. Hey I just picked up a casket for mom since I was out anyway.

Shihan

4/13/21 9:32am

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