It was intended to replace the sequel trilogy. It started out with a poorly animated Donald Trump igniting his lightsaber which was green. Then some voice over said that he had actually used a ruby instead of an emerald for his lightsaber. So his lightsaber turned red as you could hear Darth Vader breathing in the background.

That was the last and only connection to Star Wars as it switched to a montage of poorly made music videos that had nothing to do with anything. George Lucas was at the theater and seemed to be directing it live and it even shifted to some terrible performance live. After hoping for a long time it would change into something related to Star Wars, I got fed up and said to the crowd, "this is the worst Star Wars ever". Everyone agreed and started to leave. Then I woke up.

I'm pretty sure I didn't eat anything weird before bed. Maybe my subconscious is telling me that The Last Jedi could have been worse?