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May 8, 2021
4:56:00pm

kalifi Enforcer

That beard is not Honor Code approved.

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kalifi

Previous username: UofUsmellslikePoo
Bio page: kalifi
Joined: Aug 22, 2006
Last login: May 3, 2024
Total posts: 26,454 (13,045 FO)

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This was posted on a power pole in downtown Provo. Does anyone have any leads?

5/8/21 4:42pm

I hate to break it to her...

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

5/8/21 4:46pm

Is that the vampire guy from Twilight with a beard?

Zak

5/8/21 4:46pm

I dont think her soulmate is into the ladies.

Backcountry

5/8/21 4:47pm

I guess if someone is super desperate it wouldn't be a hard look to replicate

5/8/21 4:47pm

Looks like Gordon Hayward with a beard. Traitor!

TNT

5/8/21 4:47pm

Plus a bit of Napoleon Dynomite

TarCoug

5/8/21 4:50pm

This guy? Sounds like TNT is obsessed.

John Doe

5/8/21 5:24pm

That is funny! She should stay away from that guy. You know he gets his nails manicured and wears a mask in his car by

Trent

5/8/21 4:49pm

When the guy sees his face on the drawing, then reads the flyer...

Zaphod

5/8/21 4:50pm

Quickly checking travelteresa’s insta to see if I’m the match

bigbossbyu

5/8/21 4:50pm

You're not...no way your cargo shorts would go with that jacket

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

5/8/21 4:53pm

Confirmed. Not the guy. Carry on

bigbossbyu

5/8/21 4:54pm

RE: Quickly checking travelteresa’s insta to see if I’m the match

TheWanderer

5/8/21 5:09pm

That beard is not Honor Code approved.

kalifi

5/8/21 4:56pm

I doubt someone going to a psychic is worried about the honor code.

Radioactive Coug

5/8/21 4:58pm

He doesn't attend BYU with that beard. Maybe she should check up at the UofU.

Mountain Rat

5/8/21 4:57pm

That’s dumb. I hope she never finds love

DieHarder

5/8/21 5:13pm

The sooner she finds love, the sooner that poster will come down off the pole.

5/8/21 5:18pm

RE: This was posted on a power pole in downtown Provo. Does anyone have any

5/8/21 5:36pm

The psychic after finding out that she's actively looking for the guy in the pic and spreading it all over the internet

Magathis

5/8/21 6:58pm

For even more laughs, look up who to contact on Instagram. She's a peach.

MrClark

5/8/21 8:15pm

I've always wanted my daughters to stay off the pole

CocaColaRecovery

5/8/21 11:44pm

Maybe it’s just a joke... 🤷‍♂️

5/9/21 1:30am

Go check her Instagram

Magathis

5/9/21 1:43am

Ah i hadn’t seen that. So not a joke...more of an attempt at creating a bachelor

5/9/21 2:17pm

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