My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd

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May 10, 2021
3:29:06pm

DoctorEvil Redshirt Freshman

make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.

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DoctorEvil

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Reply with the best quote from any movie ever.

byujacob

5/10/21 11:27am

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

DieHarder

5/10/21 11:28am

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Jazzyturtle

5/10/21 11:39am

Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'

celtic_ranger_dad

5/10/21 11:28am

"It truly was a Shawshank redemption."

HandwovenBox

5/10/21 1:35pm

FFFRRRREEEEDOOOOOMMMM!!!

SLC-Warrior

5/10/21 11:29am

"You've Gotta' Ask Yourself A Question. 'Do I Feel Lucky?' Well Do Ya...PUNK?"

Qhall

5/10/21 11:31am

leave the gun take the cannoli

SLC-Warrior

5/10/21 11:31am

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while,

Kilgore Trout

5/10/21 11:32am

I'm your huckleberry

I'mYourHuckleberry

5/10/21 11:32am

I dont want to kill you, and you dont want to be dead!

LeonMarek

5/10/21 11:33am

keep the change ya filthy animal

The Pope

5/10/21 11:35am

Angels with filthy souls was revolutionary back in the 30s.

Backcountry

5/10/21 12:20pm

RE: Reply with the best quote from any movie ever.

delux_247

5/10/21 11:35am

"This is not 'Nam, Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules"

Non-mo Coug

5/10/21 11:35am

I used this one at work today.

Hotty-Toddy-Reb

5/10/21 12:20pm

“We’ve got no FOOD, we’ve got no JOBS, our pets HEADS ARE FALLIN’ OFF!!””

Duke Silver

5/10/21 11:36am

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy"

neboutefan

5/10/21 11:39am

"I had to come back."

(Private)

5/10/21 12:12pm

If you are racist, I will attack you with the North

IceBlueCoug

5/10/21 11:39am

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Scooter

5/10/21 11:39am

We're not gonna hurt you; we're just gonna kidnap you!

scootsy

5/10/21 11:41am

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat?

Metallicat

5/10/21 11:41am

I care less for this community than a festering bowl of dog snot

bruincoug

5/10/21 11:42am

Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!

yorksama

5/10/21 11:42am

Who are you? - No one of consequence - I must know - Get used to disappointment

IAmSpartyCoug

5/10/21 11:43am

"Earn this...earn it."

CouchPotato

5/10/21 11:46am

What is pain? French bread!

ALUF 1990

5/10/21 11:46am

"Do or do not. There is no try."

BigTex

5/10/21 11:48am

Little brother quoted this to an investigator on his mission in Chile

RealSimsShadY

5/10/21 12:40pm

“Back off, man. I’m a scientist.”

Coop

5/10/21 11:50am

You ready, Jack? I was born ready.

Texas Hammer

5/10/21 11:52am

"Get busy living...or get busy dying."

EtTuKalante

5/10/21 11:53am

Crap. I'm a hack.

EtTuKalante

5/10/21 11:53am

Who are you? I'm Rey! Rey who? Rey Skywalker

I'mYourHuckleberry

5/10/21 11:54am

**Insert entire Waiting For Guffman script here**

pink22

5/10/21 11:54am

You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and take his advice on a stormy night,

pegushin

5/10/21 11:57am

If you shoot me, you’re liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.

Rhubarb

5/10/21 12:00pm

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ... by sticking

rcbyufan

5/10/21 12:03pm

"I don't want to kill you; and you don't want to be dead."

BYU Tuba

5/10/21 12:04pm

Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react well to bullets.

IAmSpartyCoug

5/10/21 12:08pm

*Bulletcsh

Backcountry

5/10/21 12:19pm

Did you not tell him they were the Lord's chips?

notaboy

5/10/21 12:10pm

I also saw them knock you unconcious, alright?

RealSimsShadY

5/10/21 12:42pm

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley

lucky1

5/10/21 12:13pm

can't write it here but can I share it with a language warning?

MormonThug

5/10/21 12:19pm

Hoobastank!

RealSimsShadY

5/10/21 12:42pm

Oh no! Seven years of college down the drain!

BlueMark

5/10/21 12:20pm

"I expected the rocky mountains to be a whole lot rockier than this. That John

Backcountry

5/10/21 12:20pm

"We've got no food, we've got no job, our pets' heads are falling off!"

therock

5/10/21 12:22pm

Cinematic masterpiece.

Backcountry

5/10/21 12:23pm

"you've had 2 pairs of gloves, this whole time?"

RealSimsShadY

5/10/21 12:43pm

Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class. . . DZ: Ew!

RealSimsShadY

5/10/21 12:22pm

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have

RealSimsShadY

5/10/21 12:24pm

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

RealSimsShadY

5/10/21 12:25pm

Merman, pop!

Backcountry

5/10/21 12:27pm

We are now the knights who say iki-iki-iki-whapang-zoop *trailing grumblings* ni

LeonMarek

5/10/21 12:50pm

"Bring out your dead", or really anything from Monty Python.

neboutefan

5/10/21 1:01pm

and there was much rejoicing

LeonMarek

5/10/21 1:11pm

A man can be an artist in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is

WarBYU

5/10/21 1:59pm

You are an animal! Oooowww!!!!!

TADOW

5/10/21 2:08pm

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd

DoctorEvil

5/10/21 3:29pm

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