Went to the car wash and started vacuuming my car. After about 30 seconds I thought "man, this vacuum works like a piece of yewt.."

So I look inside and see what I think is a piece of wood from the playground. No biggie right? I grab my Kershaw to dig it out and find this.....



Yes, that's a chunk of vinyl flooring. Part of me felt like Ron Burgundy "I'm not even mad, I'm actually impressed."