For selfish reasons, prison, as there's less chance of death, and less chance

May 13, 2021
4:49:46pm

MasterLump All-American

of horrific PTSD afterward. Would I serve my country if needed? Yes. My grandfather fought in Europe in WWII, and I respect him tremendously for all he did. But I'd prefer to avoid that if it's possible.

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POLL: Would you rather be in prison or out at war?

TCuz Disgraced Rules President

5/13/21 4:34pm

Define “at war”. Are we seeing regular combat?

scootsy

5/13/21 4:35pm

Yah, I guess. Sure.

TCuz

5/13/21 4:37pm

One of our endless wars or a real war? I'll take war, as we've seen it

Plato

5/13/21 4:36pm

Am I in military service for my country or just in a war-torn places, or a terrorist?

supertux

5/13/21 4:36pm

Let’s say you’ve been drafted for your country. Active war. Whatever that means. 🤷🏼‍♂️

TCuz

5/13/21 4:37pm

Am I in the US military? Or the Afghani?

scootsy

5/13/21 4:38pm

You are a terrorist.... Obviously

Plato

5/13/21 4:38pm

RE: You are a terrorist.... Obviously

supertux

5/13/21 4:38pm

In this scenario, would Bogs be my cellmate?

garyfan

5/13/21 4:38pm

It would be Avocado.

supertux

5/13/21 4:40pm

Pre or post….you know….

ponys

5/13/21 4:51pm

nice Shawshank reference

rotorhead

5/13/21 4:48pm

Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

kcca

5/13/21 4:39pm

Pink Floyd

rotorhead

5/13/21 4:48pm

Prison, definitely.

Kavorka

5/13/21 4:40pm

What type of prison?

TheLost

5/13/21 4:42pm

Let’s say white collar prison because the votes currently aren’t close

TCuz

5/13/21 4:43pm

"Lets change the poll to make it more interesting"

Geldir

5/13/21 4:45pm

Correct.

TCuz

5/13/21 4:47pm

Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines or Space Force?

StantonMac

5/13/21 4:46pm

Who's prison? Utah point of the mountain? Guantanamo?

Eddie

5/13/21 4:48pm

North Korean prison but your bunk mate is Jessica Alba

JoeExotic

5/13/21 4:53pm

RE: North Korean prison but your bunk mate is Jessica Alba

Eddie

5/13/21 5:04pm

Prison.

JoeExotic

5/13/21 4:48pm

For selfish reasons, prison, as there's less chance of death, and less chance

MasterLump

5/13/21 4:49pm

War, everyone currently serving today is serving during war time

USMCdad

5/13/21 4:51pm

I imagined he meant like vietnam war, WWI or WWII style.

Mayor of Cougartown

5/13/21 5:10pm

Already done the war thing so I will take that one.

58DCougar

5/13/21 4:52pm

War > prison rape

Falco

5/13/21 4:52pm

War. The dudes I know that have been in prison are nuts. I have no interest in being there with 500 of them.

mokelembembe

5/13/21 5:41pm

Prison? Submarine? Not that different?

justAnotherCoug

5/13/21 5:51pm

I'd soon kill myself in prison. At least at war I have a chance to live.

Pro Logic

5/13/21 5:54pm

watch or read about the battle of Stalingrad and get back to me. Prison

Mayor of Cougartown

5/13/21 6:37pm

Will prison permit conjugal visits?

bennerc

5/13/21 7:18pm

Prison cause I could just not kill anybody even in war

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