It isn’t clear to me that 100 hamster sized tigers would be dangerous at all.

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May 14, 2021
10:28:02am

Joe Banks All-American

It isn’t clear to me that 100 hamster sized tigers would be dangerous at all.

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Joe Banks

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POLL: Which of these would you fight if you had to?

BlueVU

5/14/21 10:20am

I question whether the tiger-sized hamster would be able to move around at all

Magathis

5/14/21 10:22am

Rodents can be brutal. Especially when they feel threatened.

BlueVU

5/14/21 10:23am

Yeah, but their legs are tiny. Could they support their own weight if they were the size of a tiger?

Magathis

5/14/21 10:24am

Isn't that kind of built into the premise?

ReyOso

5/14/21 10:25am

We're going to assume that combatants can move the same as they could at their

BlueVU

5/14/21 10:25am

In that case I will go with the wolves

Magathis

5/14/21 10:26am

So you're roughly moose size to them? 😉

ReyOso

5/14/21 10:38am

That’s the only one I’m terrified of, a giant rodent that wants to eat you

USMCdad

5/14/21 10:32am

Drop a few live crickets into a hamster cage before picking that one.

ReyOso

5/14/21 10:24am

It isn’t clear to me that 100 hamster sized tigers would be dangerous at all.

Joe Banks

5/14/21 10:28am

A hamster weights 6oz. That’s 38lbs total in those 100 furballs.

Joe Banks

5/14/21 10:29am

Very good point.

BlueVU

5/14/21 10:33am

I think matching the total mass of each enemy group would be a good comparison.

Joe Banks

5/14/21 10:39am

Step on them and they die, but if they get up your pant leg you die

USMCdad

5/14/21 10:34am

Honest, doctor, I just "fell" on the hamster. Can you get it out?

ReyOso

5/14/21 10:37am

They can move how they would normally, which means they can jump. By the time you kill 5 of them, 20 will be shredding

Magathis

5/14/21 10:37am

Yep. Just put on some big boots and stomp away.

m0resn0w

5/14/21 10:54am

A wolf sized house cat - so a Jaguar? No thanks.

Penske Material

5/14/21 10:34am

Wolves aren’t even half the size of a Jaguar.

RUNBYU1

5/14/21 11:16am

Fine, a leopard. Still a hard no.

Penske Material

5/14/21 11:21am

Heaviest wolf ever 180lbs, Jaguar = 348lbs. Avg wolf 80lbs, avg Jaguar 180lbs

RUNBYU1

5/14/21 11:29am

But yes, still a hard no...don’t want to fight that. Cats are so fast/Explosive

RUNBYU1

5/14/21 11:30am

Weapons or no weapons? If I had a sword I would go for the tiger sized hamster

5/14/21 10:55am

No weapons

BlueVU

5/14/21 10:56am

No chance against the hamster. I’m going cat sized wolves since they’re not as

5/14/21 11:23am

The imagery of all of these made me giggle.

RootieBoy

5/14/21 12:46pm

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