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May 17, 2021
Roko's Basilisk All-American
Maybe I'm wrong, but this seems pretty obviously fake. Right? He probably
thought there were a few possible outcomes:

1. The Falcons feel bad for him and let him attend minicamp
2. The Falcons don't let him attend minicamp, but he gets enough publicity that another team invites him to attend minicamp
3. Someone not in the NFL feels bad for him and starts a GoFundMe for him

Also, he probably realized that he wouldn't face criminal charges if he got found out.

I mean, come on, this is totally fake. Right?
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Originally posted on May 17, 2021 at 8:04:16am
Message modified by Roko's Basilisk on May 17, 2021 at 8:13:15am
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