Join the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and see the world.

Go to any school not named Alabama and at least travel more than 3 hours from home on a bus.

Not adventurous, want to be close to mommy's apron strings, afraid to travel away from home overnight, then "child-up" and go to Alabama.

Alabama will promise you a national championship in a game it never plays nationally.

Never more than 180 minutes from home so if you are a 6'8" 320 lb OT, but afrade of your shadow and Notre Dame, stay home and play for Nick Saban.

Hey you'll always be able to eat grits.

Play for the Irish and in 4 years you'll probably see most of the nation and possibly play a game in Ireland or France. Play for Nick Saban and you will never be more than mom's voice saying, "Theirs chunky soup on the table for you after school baby."

Or how about, real men play more than 187 miles from home.