What's that sound a comin'?
Comin' round the bend?
Is that the Big XII rumor train?
Oh, I don't know when...

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O When will Jefe finally
Create a category.......
For those Big XII football rumors
Cause that's what bothers me.

"You can get a drink of Coke!" I say.
"Have you tried a cougartail?"
Our attendance beats your anyday,
And, oh yeah, remember Taysom Hill?

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