First, she comes right out and tells you she has to go #2 because she had McDonald's, and that she wants to wash her backside with your new bidet. That right there is something odd for a woman to put out there. Then she comes out of the bathroom partly nude and rolls on the floor (I'm trying to imagine what would make her do this), and she also shares information about her anal fissure.

I don't know any women who'd do any of those things.