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Jul 17, 2021
10:05:19am

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At least they were possums and not starved crazed weasels. Would’ve ruined your

donut experience even more.

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UNLVcougar

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Just left to go walk to the bakery to grab some donuts. Noticed a roadkill in front of my house. A possum.

durandal Rampant AI

7/17/21 8:35am

Why?

SpotOnOpinionsGuy

7/17/21 8:37am

Obviously it’s because he’s standing at his grill cooking up some possum.

Tokolosh

7/17/21 8:38am

This guy cooks.

vagabonder

7/17/21 8:40am

And is from West Virginia

Blue Ridge

7/17/21 8:47am

Or South Carolina

7/17/21 9:06am

There is some truth here.

mottman

7/17/21 9:11am

I know a lady who can't be talked out of cooking it

7/17/21 9:16am

Some people find pointless deaths disturbing.

ReyOso

7/17/21 8:39am

Because seeing dead possums made him reconsider his terrible life choices

panacablue

7/17/21 8:40am

Donuts are always the right choice.

durandal

7/17/21 9:07am

Well the guts and entrails didn't exactly look palatable.

durandal

7/17/21 9:06am

That jelly filled donut not looking so good anymore?

7/17/21 8:43am

RE: That jelly filled donut not looking so good anymore?

vagabonder

7/17/21 8:45am

It's all good. They are just playing dead.

Ozymandias

7/17/21 8:50am

I didn't realize they had "pancake" in their acting repertoire.

durandal

7/17/21 9:08am

Can you drop me off the donuts then?

RSL

7/17/21 8:52am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

HudspethEra

7/17/21 8:57am

I have always spelled that opossum.

blueaussie

7/17/21 9:06am

I think that is how it is spelled. “An opossum”

7/17/21 9:08am

Actually I looked it up and both are officially correct.

blueaussie

7/17/21 9:12am

Aren’t they different animals?

Cougazul

7/17/21 9:26am

Evidently not.

blueaussie

7/17/21 9:29am

Many species of opossum. The North American opossum is often just called a possum.

durandal

7/17/21 9:30am

Sure, but there is actually an animal in Australia called a possum.

Cougazul

7/17/21 9:34am

Correct.

durandal

7/17/21 9:35am

Relax everyone.

durandal

7/17/21 9:09am

RE: Relax everyone.

SpotOnOpinionsGuy

7/17/21 9:12am

If I feel compelled to read a post to my HCBW, even at this early hour, it deserves POTD

7/17/21 10:06am

I hope you left a get well soon balloon

slappy

7/17/21 9:11am

That is horrible and hilarious 😂

7/17/21 9:21am

You need to learn some compartmentalism

cheezedawg

7/17/21 9:40am

This guy may have been responsible....

Kavorka

7/17/21 9:49am

Just be glad it wasn't a rabbit. I've heard those are tear jerkers.

Corn Pop

7/17/21 10:00am

At least they were possums and not starved crazed weasels. Would’ve ruined your

UNLVcougar

7/17/21 10:05am

I checked, they were out of bear claws

LeonMarek

7/17/21 10:23am

Had my tray table up, and my seat back in its full upright position

RSL

7/17/21 6:49pm

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