He has a new role with the team:

Jul 24, 2021
8:09:00pm

Pistol Shrimp All-American

In a surprise move, the Kraken announce the signing of Shawn Kemp as their starting goalie pic.twitter.com/3HH80tW1fd
— Gifted Fish (@giftedfish2) July 22, 2021

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Pistol Shrimp

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In case you haven't seen Gary Payton & Shawn Kemp (get him a bigger shirt!!!) in awhile. Here they are at Kraken draft

Zenoch All-American

7/24/21 6:38pm

Holy moley

TNT

7/24/21 6:39pm

No wonder they took basketball away from Seattle

4th and Niner

7/24/21 6:40pm

Kemp appears to have my problem. Hasn't changed eating habits since hitting middle age.

John Doe

7/24/21 6:40pm

Think kemp can still throw it down?

machete

7/24/21 6:42pm

He could probably use the Manziere developed on Seinfeld

TNT

7/24/21 6:43pm

The "bro"

djsroufe

7/24/21 7:29pm

Nice of Shawn Kemp to finally get impregnated instead of him impregnating women

LiveCoug

7/24/21 6:43pm

Giannis is not pleased

TNT

7/24/21 6:50pm

Chronic munchies will do that

Tare

7/24/21 6:52pm

Cool that I can out jump Shawn kemp

maxpowers

7/24/21 7:09pm

Kemp thought it was the Kaken Draft

BlueBlitzkrieg

7/24/21 7:16pm

Did he eat all of kids or something?

mudpupper

7/24/21 7:56pm

Kemp looks like he may have furniture disease,

neboutefan

7/24/21 8:00pm

He has a new role with the team:

Pistol Shrimp

7/24/21 8:09pm

*roll

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