The BoT is going to relocate BYU to Nashville to put it in an environment where its musical career will blossom. Its future success will mainly derive from pithy torch songs referencing failed relationships, with a smattering of happy songs during the honeymoon phase of the next disaster. After falling victim to the machinations of soulless corporate interests, BYU will take ownership of its past by performing it again.

Well, Long story short, even when we win a Natty, Saban will claim that Bama was better.