1. Smash an empty plastic water bottle
2. Get a couple of gallon size plastic bags
3. Grab a couple of Walmart plastic bags
4. Get some built bars and other goodies
5. Get a rain poncho
6. Put on the traditional game day cargo shorts
7. Shove items 1-5 in the pockets
8. Enter the stadium when it's busy so they don't notice your bulges
9. Enjoy the Cougs beating the Yewts!