Has he not put that shirt up for sale every rivalry game for the past decade — & yet hardly any of us knew it existed until this last week?

Or perhaps I'd seen it once or twice in years past, & entirely forgot about it. It certainly isn't something worthy or witty enough to earn my retention.

As for Max's children — I'm sure they'll be just fine regardless of the judgment upon this petty, filthy man & the "big" moment we gifted him this week.