... ever would be, like unto Furious Monkey, behold, the very powers of Ute Athletics would have been shaken forever; yea, Whittingham would never have power over the hearts of the children of Wasatch Front sports fans.

But seriously, if all the Salt Lake County BYU fans showed their True Blue colors on their cars and clothes and homes, the alleged Ute keyers would get tired of keying cars... there would just be too many of them. There is safety in numbers y'all!

In reality, we're dealing with anecdotal reports and very possibly a situation of correlation and not causation. Don't be afraid to get a license plate or sticker or flag folks! Show your pride. Be like Furious Monkey!