A turtle was crossing the road when suddenly 2 snails came out and mugged him…

Oct 9, 2021
7:49:26am

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Later, when the police asked him what happened he said “I’m not sure it all happened so fast!” 😂

I heard that one yesterday. Felt appropriate to share.

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Barry Tramel said 4 Big 12 mascots have guns. I count only 3 (WVU, OSU, TT).

Genghis Spreads

10/9/21 12:01am

Maybe on the Sooner Schooner.

Sooner Cougar

10/9/21 12:04am

Yes, OU is the fourth

CougarVeteran

10/9/21 1:18am

I don’t believe the Sooner mascot has a gun.

Mot

10/9/21 1:55am

The RufNeks that drive the Sooner Schooner have guns

CougarVeteran

10/9/21 5:23am

True. But roughnecks are more cheerleaders than mascots

Mot

10/9/21 9:47am

Only if you consider BYU's ROTC members as cheerleaders

CougarVeteran

10/9/21 10:03am

Well they’re definitely not mascots

Mot

10/9/21 10:14am

How are they not mascots? WVU's Davy Crockett dude is a mascot.

Genghis Spreads

10/9/21 11:12am

And COSMO is BYU ‘s mascot. Not the ROTC

Mot

10/9/21 8:16pm

And the Schooner is OU's mascot

CougarVeteran

10/10/21 8:06am

RE: And the Schooner is OU's mascot

Mot

10/10/21 10:48am

The Mountaineer is literally THE mascot of WV. Not a support person

Mot

10/10/21 10:50am

Baylor claims the right to Bear arms.

d-coug

10/9/21 12:06am

Thanks Dad….😂😂😂

Bryceo19

10/9/21 2:03am

Dad jokes are awesome.

byujdmba

10/9/21 4:54am

I love telling Dad jokes. Especially when he laughs.

bruincoug

10/9/21 6:09am

How does a penguin build a home?

CougarVeteran

10/9/21 8:27am

A turtle was crossing the road when suddenly 2 snails came out and mugged him…

LumberCoug

10/9/21 7:49am

A zoo had only one animal.

Travelling Coug

10/9/21 7:57am

What do a duck and bicycle have in common?

HenderCoug

10/9/21 8:34am

What’s the difference between a duck?

thirdgencoug

10/9/21 9:10am

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

two30

10/9/21 10:10am

Anytime before two30

two30

10/9/21 10:10am

And byu claims the right to bare arms…

byubryce

10/9/21 7:05am

But not shoulders

ochobeeguy

10/9/21 8:50am

Belly buttons ok tho

BlueRhino

10/9/21 10:57am

For Boys

ochobeeguy

10/9/21 1:37pm

10/10

Genghis Spreads

10/9/21 9:46am

I love the Big 12.

ParentingNotForSissy

10/9/21 9:17am

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